what are the chances?  

endowed_4_fun 41M
80 posts
6/27/2006 11:48 am

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8/7/2006 9:19 pm

what are the chances?

According to the "Browse" page, there are 12,107 women seeking men in Arizona, while 141,647 men are seeking women. That's nearly a 12:1 ratio of guys to girls. When we subtract all the fake female profiles (discussed yesterday), that increases to about 25 guys for every one real woman in the state of Arizona. My chances don't seem to be very good.

But, let's look a little deeper into the data. Breaking down the 141,647 men we will find that:

-56,000 of those profiles are inactive (for at least a month or more).
-38,000 of the remaining guys are married or otherwise attached. Ladies, you don't want to get involved with them.
-19,500 are married, but just won't admit to it on here.
-12,300 are under 24, so we can eliminate them due to immaturity.
-5,350 of the men remaining are over 40, and ladies, you don't want to get involved with some old guy.
-2,410 have male pattern baldness.
-2,385 are on steroids, and we know what that does to sexual function.
-1,962 have pics of only their penis, indicating that they are just dicks.
-1,839 don't have any pics at all... you really have to wonder about these guys.
-1,291 have at least 12 spelling and grammatical errors in their profile. Do you really want to be with someone who couldn't pass a 4th grade English test? I didn't think so.
-325 drive over-sized SUVs that have never been off-road. You know they're compensating for *something*. And we all know what that something is.
-172 of those remaining would prefer to look at themselves in the mirror than at you. Silly, because they really aren't that good looking.
-84 haven't worked out in the last two years, indicating they have no stamina.
-21 have no sense of humor whatsoever.
-7 are just plain assholes... which leaves...

One datable guy in the entire state: Me.

So, we arrive at a ratio of datable guys (me) to datable women on this site that is about 1:6000. I like my chances.

Browniebites4 53F
16 posts
6/27/2006 12:26 pm

Hey Endowed 4 fun,

Loved your Post, it put a smile on my face...

Have a great Day..


PassionKisses4Me 44F

6/27/2006 3:05 pm

Very cute sweetie...good luck



cupidsmistress 37F
16 posts
6/27/2006 3:22 pm

LMAO That was great!
Too bad I don't live in Arizona.

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