I need a good screw!  

empress_evie 39F
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9/10/2005 12:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I need a good screw!

So I was pacing up and down the aisle at Home Depot yesterday, searching for just the right replacement part for the faucet, muttering, "I need a good screw. Can you give me a nice long screw?" under my breath... I mean, seriously, how can you go shopping for that particular piece of hardware WITHOUT really bad jokes coming immediately to mind?

And I hear a suave "Can I help you?" with an emphasis on the "I"... A grinning employee, like nineteen or something, kind of a Jake Gyllenhall type, had overheard me. Although the joke started to disintegrate once I explained that the screw I needed was two inches long. He wasn't taking that bait.

That's the closest I've come to flirting in the last... week? Something like that... the last really sexual thing I did was the Cam Show, chronicled in the last entry, and since then I've been letting the weirdness of being a camera slut wear off (and also buying a mask... the Halloween stuff is out early, but not the good stuff, so I'll have to settle for a cheap black mask until I can get a feathered one... after all, it's pretty much guaranteed that the cam will be a useful outlet for my sexual energies on future occasions) and getting on with Real Life.

There's been a lot of Real Life this week. I attended a lot of class, interviewed for a job, got offered another job, then got offered the job I interviewed for. Which I took. Yeah, this week was all about the employment. Not a lot of time for recreational sex.

But the thing is, I don't start the job for another three weeks. I am relaxed, pleased, and employed, with time to kill. Today...

...today, am I going to be able to meet up with the right guy, or at least the right sort of guy, and have some fun?

I DO need a good screw. I'd rather see someone than go on cam (it'll be a little while, honestly, till I'm comfortable going on cam WITH someone)... wonder who's around? Last night was busy, full of good offers from people I like, but I wasn't in the mood. Now I am, but Saturdays are slower - some of my favorite people to mess around with are attached like me, but unlike me, their sig others are in the same state, and usually in the same apartment.

Hmmmm.... so can I get a good screw today? Longer than two inches, of course. I need to do things that are interesting to blog about. I love that people are enjoying reading this, because I really enjoy writing it...

BDinChicago 41M

9/10/2005 12:31 pm

Hmmm...I have a date tonight but if doesn't go well, I'd be interested.


rm_firerescue7a 41M

9/10/2005 3:14 pm

If you've got the time in the next couple of hours, I can most definately get you that good screw since my sig other is at work until 9 tonight.

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