http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/emersunbigguns/?pid=p62150c [image][br][br][center][B][font face=Comic Sans MS][SIZE 5][color blue]This is my place for Uninsightful Adolescent Ramblings. If anyone actually finds it, reads it, and heaven forbid, makes a comment on it, I'll be very surprised.[/color][/B][/size][/font][/center][br][br][br][bg bgcolor=yellow cellpadding=6 border=6 bordercolor=blue][center][b][post 1253349] Comments will not show up, so if you want to leave me a private note, ask me a question inprivate, or even have a go at me... here's yourchance.[/center][/b][/bg][br] http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/296937/post_1572127.html?pid=p62150c I lived in Edgerton, WI at the time of this story. I was working weekends in Madison. 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