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Home, home in the country.
Where the bumps in the road are dead animals.
Where never is heard a discouraging word
(cause they are gossiping behind your back)
And the sky is not cloudy all day.
(Or is it..I can't see for the smoke and pesticide fumes.)
An AdultFriendFinder member called to entice me into having phone sex this morning.
Entice?..my stupid profile..what the hell does.."educated in the fine art of seduction" mean anyway..LOL
We had both been in touch with nature all ready that morning. He had gone for a soothing hike in the mountains and I had just got done burying my third kitten bubbling over with Myiasis. (Won't go into details...look it up) Before I could get done, my neighbor dropped by to see if I would put his dog down for him because it was in serious pain due to the same problem.
What do I look like..Animal Control?! Is this a mere coincidence? or a sign?
My appetite had been massacred. Where can I find deliverance?
The phone rings and I hear a sexy voice on the other end. We start talking, but he has to move in from the front porch because he doesn't want the neighbors to see him holding himself.
I visualize him sitting next to his dog, with his throbbing meat in his hands. A cold sweat breaks out over my body. I hope he isn't discouraged when I decline to take it further.