It's COLD!!! Why do Penises (Penii?) Shrink and Nipples Harden in the Cold?  

elfnamedtim 50M
9 posts
12/7/2005 4:50 pm

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It's COLD!!! Why do Penises (Penii?) Shrink and Nipples Harden in the Cold?

ANOTHER CRUEL JOKE of nature!!!

First we have the incongruence of sexual peak arrival between the two sexes. I shall discuss a few examples of the Cruelty of Nature as it relates to Gender Sexuality:

1) Females hitting their sexual peaks at 30 only to have those peaks seemingly goooo UP AND UP AND UP!!! Men hitting their sexual peaks at 18 only to see it dwindle (I wonder if my hitting my sexual peak every fifteen minutes qualifies? hmmmm).

2) Women have Seemingly 200 ways to Orgasm...Men can only cum one way!!! I mean with Clitoral, grafenberg stimulation, J-spot, etc for the women...and for the men? Dicky Doo stimulation!!! What's up with that???

3) ALOT of Men LOVE small tits on women...Do ANY women LOVE SMALL DICKS??? I THINK NOT!!!

4) Why do Women seemingly get energized after they cum (not always mind you - I've had a few fall asleep on me after curling up into fetal positions begging not to be touched after particularly passionate hours of munkey luv). And Men just turn over and fall asleep? WHY DON"T you ladies come to bed too? That way you don't accuse me of snoring my ass off after you've made me cum...

5) Why is it that upon feeling cold, women's nipples harden and men's penises (penii? I'll never get this) shrink? One's excited and gonna want sex and the other's gonna cover up his nether regions and hope he's got some warming lubricant so he can play.

6) Let's not forget the whole thing about women being able to cum INFINITE TIMES per session!!! ARRRGHHH...whereas, after the fifth or sixth time for me..I'm completely pooped. How are we to satisfy you ladies? HOW ohhh HOW (giggle)

Soo many others, folks...but I can't think of anymore right now..You see, when men get excited we get hardons...making it difficult to sit. I'm gonna have to get up shortly to let it all work itself out so to speak. I tell you - Hardons are HARD to HIDE..and they're damn embarassing on a subway home when there's a lady sitting right in front of you staring at what SHOULD be a banana in my front pocket!!! OHHH the embarassment. When women get excited, outside of the flused face, the erect nipples (covered by a nice bra) and some pussy wetness (again covered by lingerie), a woman can appear ALL calm and nonchalant..leaving us men to deal with our embarassment.

But wait..there IS a payback...as a dear friend and lover told me...

"Multiple Orgasms are our payback for Menstruation and Childbirth" (and menopause - may I add).

THERE IS A GOD!!!

Your ideas???


hot_n_horny1245 47F

12/7/2005 5:08 pm

OMG - too funny, but sooooo true!!! all i can say is, even with menstruation, childbirth and yes, even menopause (not yet, pleeeeeease) I'm so damn happy to be a woman!!!!


CumNgetMe2Day 50M

12/7/2005 5:31 pm

VERY FUNNY DUDE, Very funny! On Point!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/8/2005 10:59 am

Well... men can pee anywhere there's standing room....

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


cum_queen2 51F

12/10/2005 6:07 am

A man with a dick and a brain I guess there is such a thing!


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