I got BLOG V.D.!!!!! Help.  

electriccompany 52M
104 posts
9/1/2006 10:32 am

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9/12/2006 11:48 am

I got BLOG V.D.!!!!! Help.


There is a poll spreading all around Blogland, like a bad case of the clapp! I figured I was safe from it for two reasons. (1) I always put on a condom before logging in. It's good virus protection. (2) I thought, "None of the bloggers I give a damn about is gonna post this candy-assed poll on their blog!"

WRONG!!!

Someone I respect and like a lot posted the poll. So I played along. But I have taken the poll down into my laboratory and modified it's DNA so that it is less viral.

Try it out!

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1. Tell me what I want you to think of me.
2. Do you think I am genuine? NO!!! I'M A FICTITIOUS BLOG CHARACTER! But you do like that I'm a big Mr. Playful Horsey-Man, dontcha?
3. Would you blog with me?
4a. Do you think I'm sexy?
4b. Do you think I'm horny?
5. What would like to do to me?
6. Do you think my blog is interesting?
7. Will you modify this post and put it on your blog so I can see what you think you would like other thoughtful people to say they are thinking about you? I think? Think about it.

rm_babyboomer26 66M
898 posts
9/1/2006 9:45 pm

1. Tell me what I want you to think of me.

Huh? Care to rephrase the question?

2. Do you think I am genuine? NO!!! I'M A FICTITIOUS BLOG CHARACTER! But you do like that I'm a big Mr. Playful Horsey-Man, dontcha?

Yes

3. Would you blog with me?

I think I am. This doesn't make us "homos", does it?

4a. Do you think I'm sexy?

Maybe to some. Sorry, you're not my genotype.

4b. Do you think I'm horny?

Yes

5. What would like to do to me?

I'm TRYING to be nice here...

6. Do you think my blog is interesting?

Yes, if a little verbose.

7. Will you modify this post and put it on your blog so I can see what you think you would like other thoughtful people to say they are thinking about you? I think? Think about it.

No fuckin' way!

Report this for abuse


I obviously copied and pasted one line to long. Oh well, shit happens.

Boomer


electriccompany 52M

9/2/2006 7:57 am

Permit me to introduce to my friends, All the way from India, the lovely and aluring Woofff:
Your consolidated answer for (1) and (2) should be "Yes, I am so glad I have a playful blog friend named ElectricCompany to horse around with. He makes me laugh. Sometimes I laugh so hard, it gives me multiple orgasms. I cry when I am away from my computer, because I miss ElectricCompany so much it hurts!"

Your answer for (5) should be: "I will show up naked at his front door, with my passport in my left hand, and a big box of condoms in my right hand!" If my wife answers the door, be prepared to say "OH! Excuse me! I thought this was Charlie Sheen's hideaway." Thanks, Woofff!


Boomer delivered LOL's then asked:
... This doesn't make us "homos", does it?

Not at all, Boomer! I designed this survey pharmceutically to only react on female responders as an aphrodisiac and a dose of my "Penis-Cillin"(TM). To male responders, it's pure, red-blooded, all-American, flag-waving Viagra! So be sure to have Rosie take care of your "Irish Toothache" all weekend long. Labor Day isn't the only thing coming up!

Now as far as being "verbose", just let me say that (*** USER NOTICE! *** A. F. F. BIG BROTHER MODULE 427-3.042 HAS AUTOMATICALLY TRUNCATED THIS PART OF THE BLOG TEXT! REASON: NOT ENOUGH DISK SPACE STORAGE ON THE SERVERS FOR SENDER'S LENGTHY RAMBLING!! have a nic day.)


iwantaman4me0 39F

9/3/2006 11:51 am

1)i think your fine least i no im safe on here well i think i do.

2)very much so

3)we have been

4)u type sexy if that helps

5)oh yeah what man isnt

6)well only read this blog so i tell ya later

7)theres one on there

xxxxxxxxxx

love it


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/4/2006 4:46 am

1. Tell me what I want you to think of me.
Dunno, I can't see you!
2. Do you think I am genuine? NO!!! I'M A FICTITIOUS BLOG CHARACTER! But you do like that I'm a big Mr. Playful Horsey-Man, dontcha?
Dunno, I can't see you...You could be a big purple heffalump, for all I know, hun.
3. Would you blog with me?
I might, if I knew what you looked like, lover.
4a. Do you think I'm sexy?
I might do, if I could see you!
4b. Do you think I'm horny?
Most probably..hard to tell from just a silouette, baby.
5. What would like to do to me?
I'll tell you when you let me see your chops!
6. Do you think my blog is interesting?
Absolutely!!! It would be even MORE interesting, if I could see you, hun!
7. Will you modify this post and put it on your blog so I can see what you think you would like other thoughtful people to say they are thinking about you? I think? Think about it.
No..I'm far too busy trying to write my fascinating, scarily sexy blogplay. Some of the players are proper DIVAS though, as I am sure you know!
Notice a recurring theme to my answers, lover?
Have you read your AdultFriendFinder email, lately, hun?
Aww..go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..pretty please, hun.

Luv n stuff Susie [/COLOR


wants2cyber 42F

9/4/2006 6:18 am

1. Tell me what I want you to think of me. You're an asshole of the grandest size who likes to steal the thunder of a really good post with crap.

2. Do you think I am genuine? NO!!! I'M A FICTITIOUS BLOG CHARACTER! But you do like that I'm a big Mr. Playful Horsey-Man, dontcha? Genuine? Hell no!! You're really a 98 year old woman who just found out that masturbation doesn't cause blindness.

3. Would you blog with me? Only if you wear a condom.

4a. Do you think I'm sexy? Maybe. You seem to have a really great silhouette.

4b. Do you think I'm horny? Uh, yeah.

5. What would like to do to me? On the grill. I think you're too big for the oven.

6. Do you think my blog is interesting? What blog?

7. Will you modify this post and put it on your blog so I can see what you think you would like other thoughtful people to say they are thinking about you? I think? Think about it. No.


electriccompany 52M

9/5/2006 6:10 am

wannaman:
Hey, girl! Howzit going?

wannapic:
You caught me! I am a big purple heffalump. But the nice thing about having a big purple heffalump for a friend is that I will occasionally grant you access to my udder, where you can slurp grape flavoured milk! Enjoy.

wannacyber:
Finally, my little shrinking violet speaks her mind! Welcome to my blog, Wants2UnloadBothBarrels


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/5/2006 9:51 am

Ok, I'll drink..when you supply , hun...the pic, that is.

N I don't care if it is a pic of a big purple heffalump which you post on your pics, as long as you post one..ok? Unless you'd like to be the invisible man, in my blogplay, hun

It is a lot about the visuals, after all!!!

Luv n stuff Susie


electriccompany 52M

9/5/2006 11:47 am

Is that the part of an EVIL invisible man?


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/5/2006 6:35 pm

EC...have you seen my latest updated blogplay cast blog?......what a mouth full that was!

Anyhooo...you have even lost your silhouette..go take a look? You see, you need to post a pic, hun...ok?...Pretty please..or we'll be flippin trippin up, over you, in there, hun.

How would you feel with a giggle of girlies all falling over on top of you, on stage too, in full view of everyone? Ooops! perhaps I ought to stop talking like that! I can see you're beginning to enjoy it ...and that will never do...you have acting to do, my fine fellow.

N, I haven't been able to get in touch with The Canary Kid either, EC, to request a pic from him

You mark my words though ,Ec.!!..When I do, I'll make him sing like a bird.

Luv n stuff Susie


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
9/5/2006 6:38 pm

EC..it's already been done, lover. By Kevin bacon...didn't you see him?

He was the EVIL Invisinble man, hun...ok?

Luv n stuff Susie


electriccompany 52M

9/6/2006 6:36 am

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    EC..it's already been done, lover. By Kevin bacon...didn't you see him?

    He was the EVIL Invisinble man, hun...ok?

    Luv n stuff Susie
No. I didn't see that movie. OH! Wait. My mechanic lubed the differential of a cleaning lady. That cleaning lady cleans the house of an attorney. That attorney wrote up and filed a will for the Smiths that live on Dahlonega Street. Mrs. Smith's best friend saw that Kevin Bacon movie!

That's five degrees to a Kevin Bacon movie!


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