Fantasy: How I would run my detective agency!  

electriccompany 52M
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8/2/2006 9:58 am

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Fantasy: How I would run my detective agency!


In response to wants2cyber wants2cyber's [post 451647]:

My sexy fantasy waitress would be the delightful hostess of MSNBC's morning finance/current events show, Squawk Box, a certain Ms. Becky Quick! After delivering my fantasy desert, seen below, she would whisper a hot stock tip in my ear. Mmmm. Then I would tactfully ask her if that is her real name or a porn name.

FANTASY:

Piecing a '70's retro inspired fantasy back together from the shredder:

***** ELECTRIC'S ANGELS *****

*electriccompany's voice narrates over an intercom speaker*
There were once three young hotties! They were three very different girls. Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27] and longleggedkitty all studied hard, trained well and went to work for the power company. But, they were assigned menial, busiwork tasks not commensurate with their training and/or experience and got bored very quickly.

Then they came to work for me! Now they serve as my all-hottie, swimsuit/lingeré clad, power-line repair crew. They are ... Electric's Angels!

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Scene 1: Task Assignment just outside Electric's Office
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* Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27] and longleggedkitty are on the luxurious couch in front of an otherwise bare desk with only an intercom speaker on it. (That's kinda like a SquawkBox, right?) Everyone thinks Bosley is absent, but he's really hidden in the closet with the door slightly ajar to catch a "dog's eye veiw" of the couch! The Angels await their assignment in front of the speaker as it crackles to life. *

Electric: Good MORninnnng, Angels!

Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27] and longleggedkitty singsong in unison: Good MORninnnng, Electric! *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*

Electric: Enough tittering out there Angels. Let's get right to the debriefing, shall we?

*[blog SusieQ27] makes a confused facial expression*

Wants2Cyber: Wait, Charlie... I mean, Electric! Susie seems to be perplexed about something.

[blog SusieQ27]: Oh, dear! Here I am at a debriefing, but I'm wearing thongs, me!

electric: It's not that kind of de-briefing! We always save that for casual Friday!

[blog SusieQ27] smiles again and tosses her layered hair: Oh, okay!

* Bosley suddenly gets wood in the closet! Hair tossing and the word "debriefing" always does that to him.*

electric: The case I need you Angels working on today is to restore power to the house of a former angel of mine, angelofmercy5!

longleggedkitty: I've heard of her! Isn't she the one that is a master of disguises? One week she's a whip-cracking sex camp director at CAMP APHRODISIAC...........Get Excited!!!, the next week she's a loving grandmother in Kid's Wisdom?

electric: Yes! Just days later she was pushing her puppies in No Charge For Love! She's a really awesome angel, indeed! I need you to inspect her power lines, but also... do some "checking around" for me. She suddenly took ill with a cold the other day. She usually doesn't get sick, therefore, I suspect foul play may be involved.

* The 3 angels take turns looking at one another with horified expressions *

[blog SusieQ27] : Wants2Cyber and I will pass ourselves off as pool maintenance, get into the estate and check [angelofmercy5]'s medicine cabinet for evidence, while longleggedkitty checks out the power lines above.

longleggedkitty gets furious! : Was that a crack about my height?!? I thought I WARNED everybody in my blog at Gotta love a chauvinist world... how I despise heightist comments!

* Suddenly a violent pillow fight ensues between the angels. Just as feathers start to fly and get lodged in uncomfortable places, they stop abruptly as they hear groans, moans and panting sounds coming from the ajar door of the closet. *

Wants2Cyber, [blog SusieQ27], longleggedkitty and even ElectricCompany chide disappointingly in unison:
"OH, BOS-LEY!"

marnison 79F

8/2/2006 11:17 am

....welcome....

to the blogs...

smiles..s..s


wants2cyber 43F

8/2/2006 11:25 am

I want the lead, EC. And I'm not taking less than $13M per movie. (Of course, darling, 1/3 of that will go back into the community as a tax deductible donation!) Oh, and I get my own trailer on the set, my own with A/C. So there!

My demands have been set forth!


electriccompany 52M

8/2/2006 11:47 am

Cyber, Baby! You're worth every penny! Your trailer is set up and ready. There's even a big bowl of fresh blueberries on the table just inside the door.

All I ask: Make the audience feel like you are the swimsuit/lingeré clad, power-line repair crew hottie that I know is inside you!


electriccompany 52M

8/2/2006 11:52 am

    Quoting marnison:
    ....welcome....

    to the blogs...

    smiles..s..s
Thanks, Marnie!


twirly_girl 47F

8/2/2006 4:46 pm


Very clever.
Hope there will be more to this little adventure.


-Nikki


electriccompany 52M

8/3/2006 5:27 am

    Quoting twirly_girl:

    Very clever.
    Hope there will be more to this little adventure.

Thanks for stopping by, 69 bites!


electriccompany 52M

8/3/2006 5:29 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I like it..you're a hit already..I can see you are gonna enjoy your stay here in Blogland..Welcome.
I'M FAMOUS!! I'M FAMOUS!!!


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
8/3/2006 12:18 pm

Oh Wow! I just knew you'd be a great blogger! What did you say your real name was????? lol I love this....and I think you're onto something....maybe there WAS foul play in me being sick. Hurry those Electric Angels on over here. Wait......something just clicked in my mind.......did we talk about "angels" before?????


electriccompany 52M

8/3/2006 1:25 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    Oh Wow! I just knew you'd be a great blogger! What did you say your real name was????? lol I love this....and I think you're onto something....maybe there WAS foul play in me being sick. Hurry those Electric Angels on over here. Wait......something just clicked in my mind.......did we talk about "angels" before?????
Thanks for the encouragement, Angel! Get ready for your close-up.

Nnnnnope! Never talked "angels" with you before. I remember a dirty, made-up, cheer-you-up story about a priest, a rabbi and a pastor at a café though.


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
8/3/2006 4:47 pm

Baby...mmm, I'm most impressed, about time too, if you ask me.

I'm flattered to be included in such an illustrious company.

Actually Rockwriter58 gave me a part on a play of his, some time ago. It's called "Never Say You Only live Thrice Again" and I was the infamous Dr. Honeytrench...lol...go take a look, he's very good, you know. He's gone now though, but you can still access his blogs?

By the way, why didn't you tell me about this...save me from stumbling about in all these dark, damp, blog basements. How very dare you? ?*

Keep up the good work, hun...good on you

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


electriccompany 52M

8/4/2006 4:55 am

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    EC...and don't you forget MY blueberries either!!! Or else ?*

    Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}
Susie also said:
By the way, why didn't you tell me about this...save me from stumbling about in all these dark, damp, blog basements. How very dare you? ?*

Actually the link you e-mailed me to Rockwriter's play worked! I posted a review and all. Enjoyed it bunches and you were as fabulous in it as you were in this! Don't miss part two Fantasy: How I would run my detective agency! Part II (the plot gets thick!) .

I DID tell you about this on your very own blog. There's a link and everything! Trying to cheer my friend, Suzers. (Did it work?)

Take it easy on the blueberries, though! Too many will make you hurl. Proof of that is [post 449681].


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
8/4/2006 5:05 am

Quoting EC >>> "Makes a confused facial expression"...come to think of it, I do that quite a lot.

Love n stuff {=} Susie {=}


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