Watching Gomer Pyle On LSD  

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12/5/2005 12:36 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Watching Gomer Pyle On LSD

Man it was great! I couldn't believe how strong this acid was, I think it was called, Yellow Sunshine. I took it one afternoon while I was suppose to be working but I called in a acid day off and dropped the tab and turned on the T.V. We didn't have DVD players back then, or VCRs, seriously. It's hard to believe but there wasn't even GameBoy or Drive By Shootings on the news.
As the acid started to peak a heard Gomer Pyle say to Sargent Carter,"Sargent Carter, I think you need to have that stick up yer ass removed before you get termites. My pappa had termites in his wooden leg and they cause him fits you wouldn't believe, well, the sherrif, Andy taylor had to come out there with Barney one day and shoot my daddy in the head so's he'd shut up. Yep, I mean Yes Sir, I think that ole stick needs to come out"
Pyleeeeeeeeeee! Sargent Carter yells, "Get the hell out of here before I have my corporal, ah, what's his name, to throw you in the brig. Where in goddam is he anyway?"
"I saw him back there on your bunk Sargent, I think that he was jerkin' off on your picture of Miss Stella, yeah, I use to watch my granddaddy jerk off, that's exactly what Corporal Jerkins was adoing Sargent, jerkin' like his life depended on it."
" get out Pyle, get out 'fore I kill you with my own hands.?
Two hours later: " ThelmaLou, that sure was a good peice of pie and you should be proud that you can bake like a country girl cause you sure don't put out like a city girl."
"Why thank you Gomer and I'm glad you liked it. Why don't we sit here in the parlor on the sofachair and talk."
" Ok ThelmaLou, hey, could I stick my finger in your belly button, huh, can I?
" Well Gomer, I guess that it won't hurt but you make sure you've washed your finger."
" Thank you thelmaLou. Hows that feel? How about this? Ok, lets do this"
" Gosh dern Gomer, that's not my belly button!!"
" SURPRIZE, surprize surprize ThelmaLou, that's not my finger either!!!!"


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