Famous Quotes & Not So Famous Quotes  

electricbob3 61M
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12/7/2005 2:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Famous Quotes & Not So Famous Quotes


I have but one life to live, so I'll live it in Vegas.
By all means, take the money and leave my wife!
Surprize, surprize, surprize! That's not my finger either!
I promise I'll only stick the head in, no more, and I'll pull it out before I nut.
This won't hurt a bit!
I am not a crook!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
You'll never have to work again, just sign the papers.
John, you'll never make it playin that silly guitar.
I didn't kill the guy, he died during his murder!!
I couldn't be the kids father. We only had sex 33 times!
I'll pay you back when my people find out where I'm at.
Sure I save the coupons, how do you think I got this cross?
Not everyone thinks of sex, sex, and more sex.
How can you go wrong with zero percent interest for the first six months?
Men don't kiss and tell.
Honey, can she just watch us while we screw? she's not here to participate, honest!
Just one more drink and then I'm headed home.
It appears as if he shot hisself 23 times, a clear case of suicide if you ask me.
Absolutely FREE!! Just send in $9.99 shipping and handling charges.
I didn't do it!!
Of course there's a Santa Claus.
I knew nothing of the murder of 6 million Jews.
You look like an honest man!
Trust you? Of course I trust you honey, just sign the papers, ok?
My penis is at least 9 inches long!
Can you hold my wallet for me while I go inside?
Well, it looks just like a penis, only smaller!
The IRS was very nice, said we had nothing to worry about.
Don't worry, that gun's not loaded.
Don't Drink & drive, you might hit a bump and spill some.
You can't give up until you're ready to give up!
I call fair cheatin' first!
Was that the Governor on the phone?
Ok, I'll just sit here and not say a word!
the cops arrested him so he must be guilty.
I don't know why you all like daiquila so much cause it's never did anything for me except make my vagina sore in the morning!
I'm not a surgeon, I stayed at a Holday Inn Express last night.
Has anyone seen my remote control?
I don't know why, he just hit me!
If I could, I'd give my whole paycheck to charity.
Instructions? Why do I need to read the instructions
we're not lost, just trying to find out where we're at.
Nah, he's not gay. that's just his hustle.
No, that dress doesn't make your butt look bigger.
Honey? Am I the best lover you ever had?

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