Elbship  

elbman 41M  
1141 posts
8/31/2006 4:23 am

Last Read:
9/6/2006 4:10 pm

Elbship

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused - I will use little words.

When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel


EroticaXTC 49F

8/31/2006 5:01 am

ooh, this is excellent!


elbman replies on 8/31/2006 2:53 pm:
Copy and paste....but funny none the less....

southrnpeach333 50F

8/31/2006 5:04 am

hhhmmm...i might be needing that shovel soon.


elbman replies on 8/31/2006 2:54 pm:
Backhoes, Bulldozers, and Cement Trucks are more efficent......

JustaSeeker 105F

8/31/2006 10:24 am

Oh, you totally stole this. Tsk, tsk, elby.


elbman replies on 8/31/2006 2:54 pm:
There are no orignal thoughts anymore.....especially on the internet....it's still funny.

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
8/31/2006 8:58 pm

Hey, thats your outfit from the night at the swingers club!! I didn't see that picture on my CD??

Frangi x


elbman replies on 8/31/2006 10:02 pm:
Cause I was nakey by then.....

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
8/31/2006 10:34 pm

elbman replies on 9/1/2006 4:02 pm:
Cause I was nakey by then.....


I didn't see that one either!!!

Frangi x


elbman replies on 9/1/2006 4:58 am:
It's cause of the crowd of ladies standing in awe.....

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
9/1/2006 12:17 am

"I didn't see that picture on my CD??"

Wait...she got her CD already??????????


elbman replies on 9/1/2006 5:00 am:
Talk to the dead lady....she was handling domestic distribution....

NSAAddict 42F

9/1/2006 3:22 pm

sigh... the things we do for friends


elbman replies on 9/1/2006 3:44 pm:
Especially with riding crops......

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
9/6/2006 5:05 am

No CD for me...I feel so unloved!

NO LOVE FOR THE CURIOUS!!!! NO LOVE!!!


elbman replies on 9/6/2006 4:11 pm:
Your CD is on the pillow......come and get it....

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