Albany Awaited.....  

elbman 41M  
1141 posts
3/28/2006 2:18 am

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4/5/2006 6:55 pm

Albany Awaited.....

So you know what's less fun than flying up north?

Flying up north, with a connection in Newark, hungover, and having to work all night through it...

As much as I enjoyed myself Saturday night Sunday sucked worse.....it's time for me to break out the old Radio Flyer for a while....it seats two if ya didn't know. No worries though as I need to work on getting myself back into lay around the pool shape....I'd hate to disappoint my followers of their eye candy.

I'm still sorting through all the Harem Applications and want to give them all the attention they deserve....so please be patient...

I think that since I'm this far north though I'm just going to go over to Canada and take over; shouldn't be that hard....a stern look ought to do it.

Until later.....the Soon to be Emperor of Canada


Seriously_Real 48M

3/28/2006 6:35 am

I think you'd stand a better chance of taking over Quebec with the stern look, what with all the French-speakin' going on up there. Maybe if you threw in a little German, they'd fall right in line.

I'd be happy to pull the Radio Flyer if you would like to get somewhere, by the way.

And I am beginning to wonder about the Harem. We keep hearing of these applications, but never see them. I'm not sure you've received any....

--Seriously


elbman replies on 3/28/2006 1:37 pm:
I think I could take the whole country.....I think a few cops on horses should be easy to deal with....

I throw in that case I have for you in the Radio Flyer....it's got room

Applicants...yes...local applicants no...but what's local to me anyhow?

southrnpeach333 50F

3/28/2006 7:53 am

Not too stern of a look please. All those French descendents. They will mistake your shortness and sterness for the return of Napolean and back to Elba you will go.


elbman replies on 3/28/2006 1:40 pm:
Elbman on Elba...never; and we already have a Napolean in our army....

I'm counting on the french decendants (lets see how many countries I can piss off); cause most french guns have never been used....only dropped once

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
3/28/2006 3:51 pm

LOL.... have fun sorting out your apps.. maybe it will take your mind off of work... T

T




elbman replies on 3/28/2006 11:29 pm:
The apps are work unto themselves....the choices are so very difficult to make....

saddletrampsk 54F

3/29/2006 7:11 am

Such an American..wanting to invade, , pillage and plunder..

I think a couple of Canadian girls with sling shots could take you out in a heart beat oh mighty emperor..


elbman replies on 3/29/2006 3:03 pm:
Nope, just going to waltz across the boarder ans say;

"Here I am, you know what you need to do!"

From what I understand the Canadian Girls are a bit tougher than the Men; but you better get more than a couple.....because my harem is International....and the Canadian Chapter wont see any harm come to me!

caressmewell 53F

3/29/2006 7:19 am

    Quoting saddletrampsk:
    Such an American..wanting to invade, , pillage and plunder..

    I think a couple of Canadian girls with sling shots could take you out in a heart beat oh mighty emperor..
You'd think this so called "harem" of his would keep him busy enough..especially since I clearly expect the #1 spot.


elbman replies on 3/29/2006 3:05 pm:
But you are the General of The ATL Army......Napolean would be awful upset if you left....

caressmewell 53F

3/29/2006 3:55 pm

elbman replies on 3/29/2006 3:05 pm:
But you are the General of The ATL Army......Napolean would be awful upset if you left....


Ouch...me thinks I will take my legos elsewhere.


elbman replies on 3/30/2006 1:32 am:
I never said I'd have a problem with Napolean being upset......just be ready when it happens....You may have to resign your commission...

norprin5 55M

3/29/2006 7:46 pm

seems to me you guys tried this before a while back...

we smacked your asses, chased you back across the border and burned down yer white house

and we didn't even need to call in the girls that time

King Nor XVIII


elbman replies on 3/30/2006 1:41 am:
Hmmm...the British (not the Canadians or French for that matter) were the only foriegners to ever sack the White House (During the War of 1812)....it wasn't burned only gutted (White paint to cover burns is a myth...it was white long before).

Only other time was by the Whig Party.....in protest.....

Facts is facts.....

But banter is always FUN!

caressmewell 53F

3/30/2006 6:10 pm

elbman replies on 3/30/2006 1:32 am:
I never said I'd have a problem with Napolean being upset......just be ready when it happens....You may have to resign your commission...


Do Napolean I have something going on that I don't know about? I'm so confused..can I blame it on PMS?


elbman replies on 4/3/2006 3:53 pm:
Can I blame it on PMS too?

caressmewell 53F

4/3/2006 7:06 pm

elbman replies on 4/3/2006 3:53 pm:
Can I blame it on PMS too?


It's your blog..you can blame it on anything you want..


elbman replies on 4/4/2006 11:25 pm:
Then I blame it on the fact that I'm so well endowed that I can't find a woman willing to attempt to satisfy herself with me...

caressmewell 53F

4/5/2006 8:22 am

elbman replies on 4/4/2006 11:25 pm:
Then I blame it on the fact that I'm so well endowed that I can't find a woman willing to attempt to satisfy herself with me...


You and I both know that would be a bonus for this site..LOL

...and no, that was not my original thought


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