Narcoleptic Blowjob  

dz2377 39M
11 posts
8/17/2006 9:06 pm

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9/12/2006 6:09 pm

Narcoleptic Blowjob


I haven't wrote in awhile, well I haven't had much to write about. After being in Amsterdam and having some no-creative girls, sex has been, well a drag. Even for guys the straight pump-pump action for an extended period of time gets boring.

Also, I had to spell-check Narcoleptic, just a quick FYI, no real story. But getting on to the fun part......

Off and on I had been seeing this girl for sometime, we started out as potential daters then went to friends then went to daters and so on and so on. One thing I really never liked about her though was she well; one snored, two had a problem holding her liquor. Which not holding your liquor I never thought would be a problem with a girl, since it makes me look a lot more attractive to women, but it does have its drawbacks.

We had just tucked into bed and started to snuggle up to each other (this is during one of the "we are dating" phases) and I decided to heat up the action and go down on her. So, I'm down there (she has the landing strip, did you ever notice when a girl is riding you with the landing strip sometimes the stubble is like sandpaper?, very irritating on the stomach for girls who like to be on top). Anyways, she says "stop" and "says hold-on" then she goes down on me.

Well, there she is 'grinding' on my cock, and I use the word grinding because she is a very teethy girl. While I enjoy a nice blow-job now and again, I don't really enjoy having the skin scraped off my dick by someone's teeth. Please ladies use the gums and lips, teeth, well drag your finger out of your mouth biting on it. Doesn't feel good, now magnify that 100x.

Sorry, back to the story, there she is going to town, and then a little slower. A little slower, a little slower and I finally wonder what hell is going on. Then, I hear a zzzzzzzzzzzz, uggggggggggghhhhhhhh, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, (stop breathing sound). Yes, she passed out sucking my dick.

While at the time it sucked (well, more like slept than sucked , it does make for a funny story. She said she would make it up to me, but I've found smokers make lousy lovers. That whole "I need to catch my breath" thing, kinda sucks.

At least I can say "my dick puts women to sleep".

rm_mangomami2 40F
364 posts
8/17/2006 9:56 pm

How long before you took it out of her mouth ?


dz2377 39M

8/18/2006 4:09 pm

Probably about minute. Actually, I think she just kinda stopped and fell asleep with her head on my stomach.


dz2377 39M

8/30/2006 4:41 pm

I'm just happy she wasn't dreaming about eating hot dogs or the state fair


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