Still Stressed At Work?  

dustywidgetonly 59M
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8/30/2006 12:42 pm

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8/31/2006 1:25 pm

Still Stressed At Work?

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"

3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

6. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"

7. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"

8. "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."

9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"

10. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"

11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years"

12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and realise you haven't gone to sleep yet"

16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead"

20. "Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

21. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."

22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

23. "You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?"

24. "Earth is full. Go home."

25. "Aw, did I step on your poor, little bitty ego?"

26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

27. "A hardon doesn't count as personal growth."

28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot"

29. " If assholes could fly, this place would be a fucking Airport"

30. " You realize speaking to me before I've had my morning coffee is a VERY bad idea?"


I'm happy. Just feeling your strain and spreading my love with you.


mycin62 54F

8/31/2006 6:13 am

6. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"

I say this to patients all the time at work!!!

BTW, how many freakin blogs do you have?


dustywidgetonly 59M

8/31/2006 9:48 am

    Quoting mycin62:
    6. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"

    I say this to patients all the time at work!!!

    BTW, how many freakin blogs do you have?
They banned Dustywidget, then something happened to dustywidgettoo so three but only this one active.

However no blog can be deleted only the access to it. Find the access and you can surf the Blogs.


justaskme779 37F

8/31/2006 11:17 am

Hahahaha love these, some I'd heard and some I had'nt, was great, really funny!
P.S Thanks for leaving posts on mine and putty's, theres another there if you care to read


dustywidgetonly 59M

8/31/2006 1:25 pm

    Quoting justaskme779:
    Hahahaha love these, some I'd heard and some I had'nt, was great, really funny!
    P.S Thanks for leaving posts on mine and putty's, theres another there if you care to read
I would indeed


TheOracle2006 105F

10/9/2006 11:53 pm

Please come back Dusty... we miss you... I need my Knight Exemplar to return. Your blog is my main solace here. God is dead... it's Johnney's birthday... come out and play...

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