What Have You Improvised With?  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
11/20/2005 7:54 pm

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What Have You Improvised With?


You are out of town and you forgot to bring your favorite vibrator.

You are reading some blogs and absentmindedly twisting at your nipples. Well, you know what comes next you are so horny you would fuck the next man and or woman or both who knocks on your door.

What would you use to fill yourself up?

Fingers on the clit just are not going to be enough. You need filled and you need filled RIGHT NOW!!!

Frantically, you search your hotel room. Oh, there's a brush, but the handle is pretty thin. You look at the soda bottle on the table, but hell that would split you in half. Your vibrating toothbrush is sitting by the sink. You pick it up and turn it on, not a strong enough vibe. You bought beer, in a bottle, today. That looks painful. Nothing you see will compare to your toy that is hidden at home 2000 miles away. What do you do? How would YOU improvise?

You don't have a car to go find an all night grocery store (cucumers, bananas or any other food item that could replace a cock) or wally world (they do sell some back vibrators). If you call a cab you might the poor cabby. Suggestions anyone?? Suggestions?

DustStormDiva



slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/21/2005 12:43 am

That is a predicament. When I travel.. I take full sized bottles of shampoo and conditioner...and that's mainly because #1..I'm picky about what I use on my hair...and also.... with my hair being so curly....the complimentary toilettries are just not enough.

I go thru a lot of conditioner...so I make sure I have my own.

Anyway... those bottles are not too terribly big and they are plastic...so it isn't like it would break....Perhaps you could've used something along those lines to improvise with.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


amrock2 51M

11/21/2005 11:07 am

Damn you ladies have so many problems..


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
11/21/2005 12:08 pm

mizzkitka I don't think there was an consierge at the Inn of Comfort. But there might be at the hotel I am in tonight.

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
11/21/2005 12:08 pm

slidein2meplz don't think I didn't consider my shampoo bottles. They were too big. I'd split in half.

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
11/21/2005 12:12 pm

amrock2 be glad you are not a lady!! LOL

DustStormDiva


kyplowboy22 61M

11/23/2005 4:47 am

Guess this post AND the next one are kinda "girl thangs", so I'll let you all work this one out. (blushing)Later

kpb


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
11/23/2005 8:38 am

kyplowboy22 we need male input as well!!! What do you suggest we do??

DustStormDiva


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