Talldarkavg1 and the Prostate Exam  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
10/8/2005 3:16 pm

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Talldarkavg1 and the Prostate Exam

I thought this photo was very fitting for this blog. I had to stop and laugh for about five minutes before I could even download the photo!

Talldarkavg1 had me in stitches today as I read his post, I Completely Understand Why Women Hate A Speculum! where he talks of his appointment to have a prostate exam done. He said he chose his current doctor for a few reasons, but mainly because he has small hands. *snicker* So he goes in for his exam and another doc is there to give the exam. Frankenfingers. LMAO!

talldarkavg1 is great with words so he gently explains to Dr. Frankenfingers that he was going to have to reschedule because he didn't want his ass probed with fingers the size of cucumbers. Okay I am ad-libbing here.

I want to know where his sense of adventure is? I mean men expect us to let them put their peckers in our asses. Fuck that! Er uhm, no no NO DON'T fuck that, too painful! hahaha

It amazes me that men are so willing to stick their peckers in nice tight places, yet they don't want to experience it for themselves.

This is no diss on you talldarkavg1, but it just reminded me of what some men expect women to do.

And to the guy I am intimate with now... thank you for never asking for anal!


DustStormDiva



rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 3:39 pm

I can't imagine what women experience in that arena. I am pleased to say...I never will. Personally, I have never experienced anal sex as a giver or thank you Jebus...a receiver.

As far as my sense of adventure...I have a terrific sense of adventure! Unless of course it involves my butt.

[blog talldarkavg1]


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/8/2005 4:10 pm

talldarkavg1, you make me laugh. I am so disappointed that I am unable to go to Chicago. Chicago is one of my most favorite places on earth, and I missing out on meeting some of my most favorite people on earth. You being one of them. *sigh*

DustStormDiva


rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/8/2005 4:57 pm

Dr Frankenfingers? We must have the same proctologist


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/8/2005 5:42 pm

pchamp012004 I'd find another proctologist iffen I were you! bwahahahahahahahahaha

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/8/2005 6:33 pm

travelingintexas I wonder about you sometimes. hahaha

DustStormDiva


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
10/8/2005 8:30 pm

I have no sympathy for men proctology exams. I had my first pelvic at 13. I had a cyst on my ovary causing me considerable pain and I was sent to an OBGYN. I had no idea what a pelvic was. My mom had to explain it to me. I couldn't believe that a doctor would actually stick something metal inside me and then put his fingers in there and feel around. I asked why I had to go thru this and she said it was just the burden women had to carry.

On another note it is believed by men that passing a kidney stone is the same pain as giving birth. Bullshit!!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/8/2005 10:06 pm

Network_Minx, I have endured labor three times, but each time I gave birth the end result was a c-section. Men could not survive if they had to deal with what we have to deal with each month, let alone child birth!

DustStormDiva


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/9/2005 12:13 am

One of my favorite quotes:

"If husbands and wives alternated giving birth, no family would have more than three children."

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/9/2005 1:59 am

1hotwahine, no truer words have been spoken.

DustStormDiva


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
10/9/2005 3:40 am

Yes. Women have a higher threshold of pain than men.
Among other things, that 's why we love you...


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/9/2005 8:27 am

toothysmile, you should worship us!

DustStormDiva


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