Metaphors  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
7/3/2006 12:45 pm

Last Read:
7/4/2006 11:04 am

Metaphors


What are your favorite metaphors?

My boyfriend used this mataphor when referring to the AZ heat lately. "It's hot as a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire."

I have heard, "I am sweating like a whore on a good day."

Let's hear your favorite nasty metaphors. Okay if you have to put a clean one in, that will be alright too.

DustStormDiva



tillerbabe 55F

7/3/2006 5:18 pm

This isn't original, but it always cracks me up when my Mom says it, (she rarely swears...I mean "dadgumit" is about as rough as she gets...)

"It's colder than a witch's tit"


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/3/2006 6:57 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    This isn't original, but it always cracks me up when my Mom says it, (she rarely swears...I mean "dadgumit" is about as rough as she gets...)

    "It's colder than a witch's tit"
I love it when people who don't normally come close to swearing say things like that. haha.

DustStormDiva


jst4funme 61M

7/4/2006 5:04 am

I've heard "Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire"..

I've said "Hotter than a two peckered billygoat."


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/4/2006 11:03 am

    Quoting jst4funme:
    I've heard "Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire"..

    I've said "Hotter than a two peckered billygoat."
A two peckered billy goat? LOL * Shaking that thought out of my head *

I know I know I asked for it! LOL

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/4/2006 11:04 am

    Quoting longhairednikki:
    how 'bout-
    I'm happier than a hound dog licking his balls..
I guess that would be pretty happy. LOL

DustStormDiva


Become a member to create a blog