Inanimate Objects  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
8/28/2005 3:57 pm

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Inanimate Objects

If you had a choice of being an inanimate object, what would you be?

Personally, I’d be a condom. I’d be able to stretch myself over a man’s delicious cock and then slide into a woman’s nice wet vagina. I’ll forget my mental block I have about semen and closed spaces while being a condom.


DustStormDiva



expatbrit49 62M

8/28/2005 4:24 pm

LMAO, what a question, I think I would be a Rabbit vibrator spend the rest of time sliding in and out of a pussy

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/28/2005 4:54 pm

Is that condom polka dotted?

I think I'd want to be my truck. I'd get people climbing in and out of me all the time and I'd be good for more than one use.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/28/2005 9:38 pm

expatbrit49, I think I'd be buying a rabbit vibrator. As a matter of a fact, I just purchased a vibe online last night. I can't wait till it gets here.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/28/2005 9:39 pm

DaphneR, It looks polka dotted and nubbed. *grin* A truck, how fun! Can you take it off roading?

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/28/2005 9:39 pm

mzhunyhole, Oh, I have two body pillows, and my bed is most comfortable. Great answer!

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rm_willie8one2 70M
573 posts
8/29/2005 7:29 am

Oh damn, I will probably not ever meet you as I, like most men I know, do not like condoms. Well maybe there is hope as I will not have sex without one as I don’t want some of the things I could get, like kids and aids.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/29/2005 6:29 pm

willie8one2, It's always save to wear a condom.

DustStormDiva


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
8/30/2005 2:25 am

Hmm, your thought beats tho old male standard of being a womans bicycle saddle!

Idle Concept: would the rabbit vibrator be considered 'animate' once you switch him on..?

Closing thought: If condoms came in the DSD variety, I'd enjoy thier use considerably more!

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