HillBillie Humor  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
12/1/2005 7:32 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

HillBillie Humor

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey,they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

I just could NOT resist!


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iluvjbsinaz 55M

12/1/2005 8:58 pm


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/1/2005 9:06 pm

iluvjbsinaz I agree! lol

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kyplowboy22 61M

12/2/2005 6:28 am

Ah 'member when that happened, Dusty! She 'uz tore up as a can a kraut when it 'uz over, that thang choked on ever' bite of samich she had left. Kinda glad she did, though! lol Later

kpb


amrock2 51M

12/2/2005 11:25 am

You shouldn't make fun of us people down south . Haha


smurf1269

12/3/2005 12:27 pm

i fucken love it hun please feel free to email me more, i love a good joke


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/3/2005 4:53 pm

kyplowboy22 that's too funny!

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/3/2005 4:54 pm

amrock2 who's to say I ain't a redneck hillbillie?

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/3/2005 4:54 pm

smurf1269 it would be my pleasure.

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TTigerAtty 62M

12/4/2005 6:10 pm

'Hind Lick Maneuver' indeed! Usually very effective! Love it!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/5/2005 12:24 am

TTigerAtty I love a good belly jiggle laugh from a good joke!

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