Enter! If You Dare.  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
6/22/2006 8:13 am

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Enter! If You Dare.


MZ GOODY 2 SHOEZ was posted by mzhunyhole. In this said post she asked a question:

Have you ever blamed a fart on someone else?

NOTE: If you are offended by farts, do NOT continue to read.

I was going to answer this in her blog, but my answer to all her questions was long enough, so I thought I would tell you here in my blog the answer to that question.

This is one of my all time most embarrassing moments.

In my first year of teaching, I acquired two math classes. I started the year off teaching three classes, part-time but ended up teaching full-time. Okay, let’s set this situation up:

Third hour, pre-algebra, about 20 students.

I am in the front of the class teaching when all of a sudden my belly starts to rumble. I hesitate for a few seconds, and then return to teaching, thinking I have my need to fart under control. Weeeeelllllllll, let me tell you…. Haha

I turned and looked at the students and took a slight step to the left and an extremely quiet, but very long fart exited from my ass. I am relieved that it’s quiet and I continue to teach, pretending nothing happened. Then all of a sudden without any warning I inhaled and nearly passed out from my own fart.

Being a teacher, I try to continue to teach like nothing happened. A student burst out, “Who busted ass?” They were waving their hands in front of their noses, and it really started to become out of control. They were looking around; some had tears rolling down their faces. Rank, yes it was rank! Vile, disgusting, nasty the worst smelling fart ever. And it was MINE! They were accusing each other of such a disgusting act. I remained silent.

Non-chalantly I opened the door and told the students, “Perhaps you need to take a step outside and get some fresh air.” All of the students quickly exited the room, except one. “don’t you think it stinks in there?” another student asked him.

He sat there quietly shaking his head, “You guys always make mountains out of mole hills. It does not smell THAT bad.”

“You are probably the one who did it!”

Finally, a lady from the office comes down the breezeway and says, “Poor Ms. Storm” She was giggling and had brought some Lysol with her. Spraying my room, she continued, “I know if it was you, you would have admitted it.”

I was speechless, I don’t know how I kept from being crimson red. Finally, three years later, I admitted to my students it was ME who left that vile smell in the room. haha

Fess up! What is your most embarrassing moment in life?

DustStormDiva



keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/22/2006 9:18 am

Jeeze, there are more than a few of them. I remember being mortified when my college roommate walked in and caught me beating off once.


KandyCoated4U 52F
755 posts
6/22/2006 9:57 am

masturbating in my car while driving home from work.Got stopped by a cop and had no time to take the vibe out before he walked up to the car and asked me to get out. I got out and it fell on the ground, he could'nt give me a ticket after that he turned beat red, poor guy.

! If I were a crayon, I'd most likely be jammed up some kids nose.


P_SQUARED1967 48F
19 posts
6/22/2006 10:07 am

OMG!!! That was funny...I can never blame them on another because mine are LOUD.....


ShaneLiveLife 50M

6/22/2006 10:31 am

A very funny story miss Diva !

I'm not easily embarrassed by anything anymore but when I was (much)younger, school was a constant source of embarrassment (and stress) !

As a little kid, throwing scrunched up paper around the class, behind the teacher's back was a full time game ....

.... unfortunately, my aim wasn't very good and the inevitable happened when I pushed my luck once too often, with the wrong teacher .... Mr Discipline

Sitting at the back of the class with all the other well behaved little boys I managed to miss my target at the front of the class and hit Mr. Discpline on the back of the head ....

My efforts to intimidate people into not saying who did it were unfortunately not successful and everyone took their opportunity to point their fingers at me

.... this was quickly followed by a lecture and then a large ruler struck across both hands ....

To this day, I'm still nervous about who I throw paper at .....

Live with passion !


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/22/2006 3:17 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Jeeze, there are more than a few of them. I remember being mortified when my college roommate walked in and caught me beating off once.
haha, well, everyone does it. I am sure he did too. LOL But how embarrassing.

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/22/2006 3:18 pm

    Quoting KandyCoated4U:
    masturbating in my car while driving home from work.Got stopped by a cop and had no time to take the vibe out before he walked up to the car and asked me to get out. I got out and it fell on the ground, he could'nt give me a ticket after that he turned beat red, poor guy.
That's one way of getting out of a ticket. LOL

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/22/2006 3:19 pm

    Quoting P_SQUARED1967:
    OMG!!! That was funny...I can never blame them on another because mine are LOUD.....
Never a way to blame that on the barking spiders, mice or any other innocent vermin?? LOL

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/22/2006 3:21 pm

    Quoting ShaneLiveLife:
    A very funny story miss Diva !

    I'm not easily embarrassed by anything anymore but when I was (much)younger, school was a constant source of embarrassment (and stress) !

    As a little kid, throwing scrunched up paper around the class, behind the teacher's back was a full time game ....

    .... unfortunately, my aim wasn't very good and the inevitable happened when I pushed my luck once too often, with the wrong teacher .... Mr Discipline

    Sitting at the back of the class with all the other well behaved little boys I managed to miss my target at the front of the class and hit Mr. Discpline on the back of the head ....

    My efforts to intimidate people into not saying who did it were unfortunately not successful and everyone took their opportunity to point their fingers at me

    .... this was quickly followed by a lecture and then a large ruler struck across both hands ....

    To this day, I'm still nervous about who I throw paper at .....
Ahh the days of getting your knuckles smacked with a huge ruler. I know I used to get embarrassed if I was scolded at school.

DustStormDiva


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
6/22/2006 6:05 pm

No fessing up here....cant stop

Thx for sharing your story!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/23/2006 8:49 am

    Quoting rm_DarknStar:
    No fessing up here....cant stop

    Thx for sharing your story!
Share! We'd all enjoy the chuckle.

DustStormDiva


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