Cum  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
9/4/2005 12:57 pm

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Cum

As those of you who have read my blogs or responses to blogs you know I don't like cum. Well, there is a reason, and I decided perhaps I should explain.

One of my very first sexual experiences, back in the 80's I was having sex with a guy and he pulled out and came on my belly. It was thick and clumpy, it reminded me of mayonaisse.

I know it's a mental block, but I just have a hard time with it in my mouth after that.

I was reading Network_Minx's blog on Fun Facts About Cum and thought I should find out what makes a mans cum clumpy, so I did a google search and found the following information:

The look and consistency of the sperm is all designed to increase the chances of pregnancy in a female sexual partner. When it is first ejaculated semen is a thick, milky to yellowy fluid with a slight opalescence. The yellowy pigments (flavines) are made by glands called the seminal vesicles which sit just behind the bladder and are often seen,if you look closely, as coloured streaks within the semen. Just after ejaculation, the semen is usually quite thick and often has visible clumps.It contains sticky proteins which almost immediately cause the semen to form into a thick gelatinous clot.This is all designed to keep the semen high up inside the vagina instead of running back out through the vaginal opening. By about 5-20 minutes after ejaculation, other enzymes will start to break down proteins in the seminal clot and the semen liquefies again, allowing the individual sperm cells to continue on their journey.

Uhm, the thicker cum is designed to stay inside of the vagina? As if those little sperm bastards could not swim well enough and seek out my innocent eggs, they have to be thick to stay up there. EW!


DustStormDiva



CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
9/4/2005 2:47 pm

Dusty, that must be why, after the first orgasm,{which is usually the way u described}, if my wife a I have sex again, or if I masturbate, the second time, the ejaculate is much thinner. Which is why, in the past, I've hit the wall behind me, and even hit myself in the face !!! Cabo !!!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/4/2005 3:11 pm

Cabo, seems to explain a lot huh? If it is thicker due to not cumming, and my lover I spoke of in this blog, was like mayonaisse, I wonder how long it had been since he was with a woman till he was with me? Shit any longer and that cum would have come out as rocks!

DustStormDiva


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/4/2005 4:34 pm

Speaking of cum – A cucumber, pickle and penis were hanging around shooting the breeze.
The cucumber complained that when he gets big fat and juicy they'll slice him up and put him in a salad.

The pickle said that's nothing. When he gets big fat and juicy he'll be drowned in vinegar, have spices thrown on him and then be locked in a jar.

The penis said that's nothing. When he get's big, fat and juicy they'll cover his head with a rubber hood, stick him in a dark room and bang his head against the wall until he vomits and passes out.


mailmantrouser2 54M
534 posts
9/4/2005 4:50 pm

I think it will get only so thick before a wet dream will take care of it . . .

Mailman


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/4/2005 5:15 pm

mtnravyn, great handle. And great joke!

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/4/2005 5:16 pm

mailmantrouser2, how often does an individual have a wet dream? I have only had one in my 39 almost 40 years.

DustStormDiva


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
9/4/2005 6:02 pm

I've only had one wet dream in my life too.
So, tell me Diva, is this post placed between the two 'Beautiful Day' versions by coincidence?


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/4/2005 6:30 pm

toothysmile, yes, only by coincidence. This was was inspired by Network_Minx's blog on fun facts about cum.

DustStormDiva


rm_willie8one2 70M
573 posts
9/5/2005 5:52 pm

I had wet dreams a number of times when I was in my teens. I remember the first when I was about 14 as I woke up and thought I had pee’d in bed. I told my mom and she looked and told me it was okay as I had a wet dream and not to worry as I had a wet dream. I think the last time I had one was about 25 years ago, it was about a year before I married again and after that my new, at the time, wife loved sex so it was one to two times a day for many years until she took sick and passed away.

Being a curious type I recently collected a sample to examine under my B&L bi-ocular microscope and saw all these little fellows swimming around looking for your egg that would invite them in if it had half a chance. I do have a secret weapon called “willies rubber hood” to keep them inline and away from those little eggs that want to entrap my nice little guys and have their way with them.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/5/2005 8:49 pm

willie, where's the spermacide???

DustStormDiva


rm_willie8one2 70M
573 posts
9/6/2005 5:47 pm

Spermacide!!!!!!! That's almost as bad a scrambling your eggs.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/6/2005 9:26 pm

Scramble my eggs, go for it. Chop up the tubes while you are at it! Rip em out, tear them out, soderize them, get rid of any possible way for me to get preggers again!

DustStormDiva


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/7/2005 6:32 am

Duststormdiva,
Thanks for reading my blog. I think if I had had a similar experience the first time I had sex I would probably feel the same way about sperm too. I also think it has to do with how often a man has orgasms.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/7/2005 6:08 pm

Network_Minx, maybe one day I'll get over this crazy thing!

DustStormDiva


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