Cleaning Bill  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
7/8/2006 5:06 pm

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6/6/2007 1:03 pm

Cleaning Bill


I rarely do this, but thought it was hilarious and wanted to share it with you.

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"

Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is fourty bucks.."

"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot ... he shhhit in my pants too."

DustStormDiva



duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/8/2006 8:10 pm

Isn't that great? LOL

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/9/2006 12:49 am

    Quoting fun1968xxx:
    PMSL!!!! That's a cracker!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time, it surely would have been laughed up my nose and all over the keyboard! Thanks for the laugh!
I had a great giggle from this too! Glad your keyboard and monitor were saved.

DustStormDiva


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
7/12/2006 5:43 am

lmao!!!! i love it! thanx for sharing! hugz,busty

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/12/2006 6:55 am

    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    lmao!!!! i love it! thanx for sharing! hugz,busty
I am glad it made ya laugh!

DustStormDiva


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