Batman  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
9/18/2005 11:27 am

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Batman

This is a true story.

I live in a very small town, and about twenty-something years ago there was a couple who wanted to spice up their sex life. So the guy tied his lady down to the bed, spread eagle, in four-point restraints. He then went into the bathroom and put on a batman’s costume.

The plan was for him to go running into the bedroom and save the damsel in distress. But this is a recap on what really happened.

Running out of the bathroom, he darted towards his captured lady. He leapt in the air and hit his head on the ceiling fan. His head was cut open and he fell to the floor beside the bed. He was knocked out cold.

His lady was naked, tied up in four-point restraints, spread eagle. Her lover knocked out, and had a severe bleeding head wound and she was unable to get to him to help him. So, she started yelling. They lived in a little apartment complex and she knew someone would hear her cries for help.

The crowds started gathering and soon help had arrived. The police department, the fire department and the emergency crews were soon on the scene. Since the doors were locked the fire department had to kick the door in. She was soon untied and her lover was able to get the medical attention he so badly needed.

Now can you imagine a crowd of people gathered around your apartment as you are taken away on a gurney and shoved into an ambulance while still in your batman’s costume? Not to mention her dilemma of being so vulnerable while tied naked to a bed?


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expatbrit49 62M

9/18/2005 4:25 pm

Thats really funny when happens to other people

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

9/18/2005 5:44 pm

I wonder if the guy was wearing clean underwear, like his mom always told him to.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/18/2005 7:15 pm

expatbrit49 when I heard this story, I laughed so hard. It was definitely funny.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/18/2005 7:16 pm

PillsburyCodeBoy I really don't know that little detail. Maybe he was not wearing underwear at all.

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TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/18/2005 10:09 pm

Hate to burst your bubble but this is an urban legend - it seems to have happened all over the world at one time or another! There are various versions (different costumes, different ways of achieving unconsciousness) and in some extreme cases death is involved ...

Shame, I admit ... it's the sort of story you really want to be true ... then again, isn't that the reason why urban legends spread?


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/19/2005 2:52 am

Actually, I am sure there are urban legends around with the same type of story line, but I am sure this one really did happen. One of my good friends knows the couple it happened to.

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rm_molittle69 46M
117 posts
9/22/2005 8:53 pm

i saw something similar to this happen once, oh wait a minute that was at a swingers party, and she new what she was getting into.just joking, good story. so did you hear the one about the three woman ...


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/22/2005 11:10 pm

no, tell me the one about the three women molittle69. (Thank you for stopping by)

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