12 Days  

duststormdiva 51F
7253 posts
12/6/2005 10:36 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

12 Days

On the first day of Christmas AdultFriendFinder gave to me

a choice of a monthly or yearly feeeee!

Help me fill in the rest of the days of Christmas from AdultFriendFinder.

CAPTION:

So you are returning the seven swans a swimming, the twelve drummers drumming...everything, it seems, but the nine ladies dancing...


DustStormDiva



CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
12/7/2005 1:22 am

Hey Dusty !!! Sorry I've been gone so long !!! In case it hasn't come through yet, just wanted to let you know that I was happy to get & accept your network invite !!!

Now let's see....I'll start at the top and see what happens.

12 drummers cumming...11 pipers puffing...10 Lords a leaping{a little light in the loafers ???}...9 ladies stripping..er..dancing...8 maids a milking their lovely breasts...7 swans a swimming{no doubt 6 horny males chasing 1 tired female !!!}...6 geese getting laid ??? Is that right ???...5 gold rings{that'll get you laid !!!}...4 squalling turds{I just love children !!!}...3 french hens{kissing a bird ??? Hope you've had your bird flu shot !!!...2 turtle ducks ???...And a partridge in a pear tree...hmm...partridge...Isn't that what a "holler" does, parts the ridges in the mountains ???

Sorry Dusty !!! Not very creative at 4 AM !!! Cabo-El-Segundo !!!


rm_sirrep74 42M
8 posts
12/7/2005 8:10 am

Two videos of masturbating
And
a choice of a monthly or yearly feeeee!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/7/2005 6:55 pm

CaboWaboVHnut those were great additions to the song. That is the direction I was hoping the song would go. Thanks! I have missed you!!!

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/7/2005 7:01 pm

Four bloggers blogging
Three cyber chats
Two videos of masturbating
and
A choice of monthly or yearly fees!

DustStormDiva


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
12/7/2005 7:27 pm

I would keep nine strippers dancing too..... I think I have but after six I lose count

MERRY CHRISTMAS


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
12/7/2005 8:38 pm

too much math....makes me dizzy....on top of having a cold... aaauu-choooo.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/7/2005 8:43 pm

TwiztedCharm wonder if being in the estrogen ocean from the strippers stripping would have anything to do with the loss of ability to count?

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/7/2005 11:30 pm

slidein2meplz I hope you feel better!

DustStormDiva


AlbertPrince 58M

12/8/2005 1:44 am

5 brown rings??


rm_sirrep74 42M
8 posts
12/8/2005 7:56 am

Well dusty it took me a wile but i think youll like it
here goes:

Twelve instant messages
Eleven winks at you
Ten comments posted
Nine uploaded photos
Eight cupids found
Seven dirty pictures
Six browsers browsing
five e-mails.....
Four bloggers blogging
Three cyber chats
Two videos of masterbating
and
A choice of monthly or yearly fees!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/8/2005 8:17 pm

AlbertPrince I had to think about that one before I realized what it meant. But I got it. That's an awesome addition to our song.

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/8/2005 8:18 pm

sirrep74 that's just awesome! And I do like it.

DustStormDiva


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