Some simple things I  

duluth672 49M
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5/13/2005 3:47 pm

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Some simple things I


Some simple things I've learned that were not so apparent at the time.

1- If you have sex on the hood of you girlfriends' mothers' car, make sure to wipe off the ass print. There seems to be no acceptable excuse of explaining this.

2- When having sex on a golf course at night and the sprinklers come on, please note the flag that has a painful effect when you run over it and you end up straddling it.

3- To a German Shephard, sex looks like an attack. DO NOT let the dog be present during this activity. This was a painful lesson.

4- After shave on a freshly shaven pubic area STINGS LIKE HELL.

5- No matter how many times you THINK you have taped over those home movies, ALWAYS burn the tape.

Thats all for today.

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
5/13/2005 5:31 pm

Very funny stuff! Sounds painful, but still funny as hell. Thanks for enlightening us!

Lusty


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