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rambleing views on this situation
rambleing views on this situation
I am a simple person - I get a kick out of all the effort everybody puts into coming up with "new" ways to have sex. Sure - experimentation is fun - call me crazy - no really - go ahead you won't be the first one - but - isn't getting there half the fun ? Yet - there are all these people obsessing over what to do and how to do it. Here are some of my favorite Questions and Simple Answers.
Q - what does she and/or he want?
SA - ASK her and/or him - everybody really is different.
Q - is my dick big enough?
SA - maybe -maybe not - it depends on the woman you are with - some like it BIG some don't - some have very tight pussy's - so smaller is better for them - or maybe you are gay - wait - that wouldn't matter - just substitute women and pussy with men and anal cavity - everybody really is different.
Q - are my tits big enough?
SA - big enough for what - some guys/women like them small and some like them big and some really don't give a flying fuck - everybody really is different
Are you sensing a theme here - everybody is different and everybody is the same - it depends on the individual and what they happen to like and you and how comfortable you are with your wants, needs and body. Not everybody is going to like what you have to offer - do not view that as your problem - it just a preference - like mints - wintergreen or peppermint - some like both some don't like either and some only like one or the other.
If you really want to try something - this is the place to shop - sorry if that sounds cold but stop pretending - we are all selling and buying - not for cash but emotionally - look around for what you want and when you find it - pretend you are on e-bay and start bidding - sometimes you'll win and other times you'll loose - guess what - eventually if you keep shopping - somebody will have what you are looking for and accept your offer. It's not personal - these people don't know you until the deal is made. Just be careful you don't over-bid and spend more than you can afford - emotionally speaking.
10/24/2006 10:55 pm
look around for what you want and when you find it - pretend you are on e-bay and start bidding - sometimes you'll win and other times you'll loose - guess what - eventually if you keep shopping - somebody will have what you are looking for and accept your offer. It's not personal - these people don't know you until the deal is made. Just be careful you don't over-bid and spend more than you can afford - emotionally speaking.|
Wow I really liked that.
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but still.
7/5/2006 4:55 pm
Yep, that's me. I became a senior software engineer so that I could become a gold digger with that awesome "sit in front of a computer all day" bod and find the woman of my dreams so that I'd never have to work again. I mean, to think, I almost wasted my life as an athelete where certainly no one would have wanted me. He he he. |
[edited] Too bad I lack all three. Probably for the best though.
7/1/2006 6:42 pm
Not for cash? Damn. And here I was hoping to make a few extra bucks on the side. |
Just kidding, of course. (Or am I? Doo-dee-doo-doo...)
But yeah, I completely freaking agree with you y media!
Everyone is different, everyone has different tastes, opinions, nerve clusters, etc. And even more to the point, it's the sum of the parts that matter more than each tiny detail.
And it's the exploring and communicating that make it fun. Foreplay is way better than sex, and having a friend is way better than having live porn.
Or at least to me.
Granted, having only chosen to be intimate with two people in my entire life, maybe I don't have enough experience to give an expert's opinion here. So if I'm speaking gibberish, that's why.