The Adventures of Jazzy and Dru  

druidrocker 62F
890 posts
8/20/2006 12:48 pm
The Adventures of Jazzy and Dru

Call me Jazzabel - she said as she rocked and smoked her Virginia Super Slim - wishing it were a big Willie - w/poor Innocent Dur looking on.

OK - so Jazz and I decided to get together again today - since we have not had much luck finding men that don't live closer than a few hundred miles away. Hint, hint - wink, wink

So she is teaching me how to use my new cam to take pictures - so you all want to see her face - here it is and mine to - and know that they were taken today 8-20-06 - so now you all know this is absolutely how we look as of today. A disclaimer of sorts - neither of us is wearing any make-up - so it's as real as it gets.

She is still trying to talk me into the boob shot - so hang in there - someday I may have too much to drink and I will get over my shyness.

Jazz is certain that if we get enough feed back - she will be able to convince me to take the pic. If you ask really nice we may both do it - together - OK Willie - get your troops assembled - the voting starts - NOW !

rm_newlysep3 63M
6687 posts
9/6/2006 10:47 pm

hi new to the site......horny,,,,,,,and i ll take any pics i can get of sensual women willing to put there pics on the got bigger "balls" than me........i only put my butt on the pic..but thanks for the pics you posted and i would love to hear from either of you or both...i am close..........or do you only post? and that s not meant as a snide remark .........i really want to know if you meet with people on the list. beside yourselves

Face piles of trials with smiles

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JazzDlight 59F

8/29/2006 7:09 pm

OMG Dru this is too funny this is the most comments either or us have ever gotten on a blog. LMAO..when you get back from your trip we have to give the young Mr. Muff a little prize for trying...he is like the little engine that could...I think I can, I think I can! Mr. Muff I am surprised though that all your bevie of young ladies did not come over to vote for this. I guess nobody wants to see old boobettes bouncing in the wind. But hey we all have a good time and fear not if you turn your profile back on before Christmas...the Clause girls might have a little something for you in your stocking..that is if you have been a very good boy this year. HO HO HO!!!!!

willieatermuff 42M

8/28/2006 7:19 pm

Oh the shame of it! How will I ever be able to post again?!? Fear not young lady, for you have won but one battle in the ongoing war for your breasts! I shall return!

druidrocker 62F

8/27/2006 8:17 am

Well - it looks like Willie didn't get the vote in - I will consider how this played out and when I get back from my little vacation next week - I'll have determined what his consolation prize is - I will post it under the blog title "OK Willie - here is your prize" - stay tuned !

restate 66M
1424 posts
8/26/2006 9:00 pm

Of course you're a layabout.... you laid about on the floor just before an important interview!

druidrocker replies on 8/27/2006 8:13 am:
very funny

restate 66M
1424 posts
8/26/2006 4:24 am

Strewth (local expletive), it's gettin close to the end of August!
(a reference to the lack of votes, looks like we might just end up with a single Boob in the pic, instead of the quad )
Of course, if Hunneypot and Hydragenias want to help they could put up a joint teaser 4 shot to spark the two layabouts along

druidrocker replies on 8/26/2006 7:09 am:
Did you just call me a "layabout" ?

Well what can I say - the general public just isn't interested in "old" boobs and their tits - Willie gave it a try - I'll have to come up with some sort of "booby prize" - as for you my "friend" - I will think of something.

CoolsDamnaFlava 44F

8/24/2006 7:39 am

what # am i...helping out these poor guys in need of a boobie shot!!


druidrocker replies on 8/24/2006 2:51 pm:
by my count you are #8 - thanks for visiting - it looks like Will needs all the help he can get - he better hope there is a last minute rush

Hydragenias 56F

8/23/2006 5:53 pm

I'm here I'm here 63 now?

druidrocker replies on 8/23/2006 6:55 pm:
welcome - the more the merrier - nice picture - maybe I'll try one like that - OK Will - that is one more

willieatermuff 42M

8/23/2006 4:23 pm

64 with smile, don't worry Dru, they are a comin! lol

druidrocker replies on 8/23/2006 6:53 pm:
no worries - I am ready - I already took my picture - not bad if I do say so myself - too bad nobody will ever get to see it - if you don't hurry - just to show you I am a good sport - I'll even wish you luck

restate 66M
1424 posts
8/23/2006 8:27 am

Shit!..... what am I gonna do in the meantime?

druidrocker replies on 8/23/2006 3:23 pm:
September may not be so bad - when compared to "when hell freezes over" - which is the probable outcome - there doesn't appear to be a lot of interest - sorry - I guess I will stick w/my current picture until it doesn't look like me anymore.

rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
8/22/2006 4:25 pm

My first time here and I vote to show. You know if you don't you will wish you had some day and take the picture soon, don't wait till your in your 80's.

druidrocker replies on 8/22/2006 4:46 pm:
if Willie gets very lucky - and gets a lot of votes out real soon - I promise - they will be on view before the end of September - and if Jazz doesn't feel comfortable - I'll show mine twice. I don't think it will be a problem though - doesn't appear to be much interested in 2 old boobs and their 4 girls

restate 66M
1424 posts
8/22/2006 7:58 am

I ain't ever seen a Quad Boob shot that was dignified! .... We (a collective we that is) don't want dignity, we want round, soft .... errr, sorry, got carried away there.
Besides, if a friend can't see em, what's left?

druidrocker replies on 8/22/2006 4:40 pm:
well - if you put it that way - will you still respect me in the morning *Y*

willieatermuff 42M

8/21/2006 6:57 pm

down to 65 with florallei

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:25 pm:
You had me worried for a while - but your not having much luck - only 4 votes and one is yours and the other is a turn coat friend of mine - your going to have to kick it up a notch - and this can't drag on forever like the sward of Damocles over my head - so what is the time limit - how about midnight Pacific Time - Saturday 8/26/06 - I think that is fair.

dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
8/21/2006 5:55 pm

Make Big Willie a happy man! Do it! Do it!


druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:36 pm:
Now I am getting worried - women are voting - Willie - this is unfair - you know all of us women will do anything you ask.

JazzDlight 59F

8/21/2006 4:37 pm

Hey my face looks fat in our photo I want a do over lmao...I must have been closer to the webcam when we took the pic. God I hate having my photo taken. Okay rant over for now anyway.

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:33 pm:
Jazz - relax about this picture - if Willie gets his way - you are going to have a "red" face - stop worrying about this picture and help me figure out a way we can get out of this with our dignity !

florallei 99F

8/21/2006 4:25 pm

I finally did it ladies...well sort of but you can see it thru my hair and Yeah go ahead...

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:16 pm:
Jazz - if all of Will's women come over here and vote with him - we are in big trouble - nice pic florallei - Willie - would this be acceptable for our shot ?

willieatermuff 42M

8/21/2006 1:34 pm

Restate and Colt make 2 more, we are down to 66! Thanks, fella's! More to follow ladies, start practicing your fav. poses! lol

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:14 pm:
Restate was supposed to be a negative vote - to save me - but I'll let you keep his vote anyway. You still have a long way to go - don't count your boobs before they are pictured.

rm_ColtPA 71M  
28 posts
8/21/2006 12:34 pm

Hey you two, I'm an Artist and...
will be very happy to take the shot of you both...
or should I say four???
All you have to do is...
"watch the birdie"!!! LOL Colt

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:11 pm:
Colt - I thought you were Jazz's friend - moving over to the enemy camp - I guess when it comes to boobs - all guys are in the same camp. If any picture has to be taken - Jazz and I will do it ourselves - that way we have complete control over the editing - but thanks for the offer.

restate 66M
1424 posts
8/21/2006 11:17 am

As one who is almost totally impartial.... I vote for a quad boob shot!
make that 70!

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:08 pm:
Almost impartial - restate - you are dying to see boobs - anybody's - lol - and I thought you were my friend. Alright - you vote can count.

JazzDlight 59F

8/21/2006 4:23 am

    Quoting dimplesfouryou:
    i can tell you now how happy Big WIllie will be to see your smiling faces! He adores you two! Happy blogging!
Thanks Dimples....we are just having some silly fun with Will and he is a good sport for playing along.

JazzDlight 59F

8/20/2006 6:12 pm

LMAO Woman what have you started??? I dont have a webcam or digital camera so Willie it is up to Dru to show the skin...

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 6:30 pm:
Oh no you don't - you can borrow mine - I have both the cam and I can get my digital cam back from where it has been visiting - like I said - no worries - there are not 69 people on this site that want to see our boobs - no way

willieatermuff 42M

8/20/2006 6:01 pm

Ok ladies, let me be the first to put in my request for the pic! Count this as 1 and 68 more to go!

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 6:31 pm:
I would wish you good luck - but that would not be playing fair - OK you got 1

willieatermuff 42M

8/20/2006 5:01 pm

Take heart little ladies, ZZ and I can share you, so that there is no jealousy. As for the 69(great choice by the way), I Will(get it?) see what I can do. lol

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 6:33 pm:
I hope one of you knows CPR - but hay - like you guys always say - I would die happy

JazzDlight 59F

8/20/2006 4:51 pm

Man you let those two evil twins of ours, Jazzabel and Drucilla out for one afternoon and look what happens...all hell breaks loose! They play on the computer, use the web cam and then start taking pictures and sending them out of men on the internet...oy vey!

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 6:40 pm:
I told you to go easy on the booze - oh - wait - that was yesterday's excuse - OK - let me think - ya - we are old - ya - that's it - senile dementia

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/20/2006 4:30 pm

So... what can we do to assure Jazz that she needn't be jealous?!?

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 5:00 pm:
I have already told her not to worry - but - I also just finished reading some of your stories - a new one placing her in the role of "the love interest" - should resolve it once and for all in no uncertain terms.

willieatermuff 42M

8/20/2006 3:13 pm

Wishing it were a Big Willie?!? That's me! Well ladies, I will be the first in line to see the pics should they happen! How many votes do I need to persuade you guys?! Also, how many drinks will it take? I will send a case of wine to you. lol

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 3:51 pm:
well you picked the right beverage - wine does it every time

how many - I don't know since I don't get many comments - I am going to just pick a number - see if you can get 69 people to stop by and comment - I promise - I will not back down - good luck !

dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
8/20/2006 3:05 pm

i can tell you now how happy Big WIllie will be to see your smiling faces! He adores you two! Happy blogging!


druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 6:44 pm:
awe - thanks - and thanks for stopping by - hope this doesn't sound like a come on - but - damn girl - wow - and as for Willie - we think he something special too

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/20/2006 2:04 pm

At last we meet! So, you're the other half of the Dynamic Duo! May I add you to my Watch List along with Jazzabel?

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 3:47 pm:
welcome and please honor me w/my addition to your list - I don't think Jazz will mind sharing - I'll be adding yours to mine

BTW - check out the Q&A willieatermuff posted on a previous post - he picked you to hook me up with - Jazz was a little jealous

AstirRelicLatah 64M
1993 posts
8/20/2006 1:34 pm

Call me strange, weird or any other idiotic adjective, but I like the face shots..tells me more about you.

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 3:41 pm:
not strange or any other of those descriptions - the eyes and smiles or lack thereof - tell you a lot about a person

vrec_dawn 39M

8/20/2006 1:16 pm

You two are silly. Hope you're having fun.

druidrocker replies on 8/20/2006 3:38 pm:
yep - good friends - good food - good fun - nice day !

druidrocker replies on 8/21/2006 7:43 pm:
Thanks Vrec for not joining the dark side - I can count on you buddy - can't I - you going to vote no - right - thanks - I knew I could count on you.

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