im gonna go metro on everyone for a minute  

drnick20054 28M
176 posts
6/26/2006 6:05 pm

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im gonna go metro on everyone for a minute

Smell good for your girl

Body chemistry plays a very important role in the bond between two people (pheromones, boys, pheromones). Our sense of smell is more powerful than we're even aware of sometimes. You can be attracted to someone simply because of their body scent and not even realize it initially. The aroma can be utterly hypnotic.
So imagine how difficult it is to maintain a relationship when one party has unruly odors emanating from their bodies, or worse yet, even tasting them leaves a lot to be desired.
Don't you want to smell and taste good for your woman at all times? By reducing the factors that might be causing body odor and altering your eating habits, you may just start smelling and tasting like apricots before long.
- Before you begin to neutralize your body scent, you have to first understand what might be causing these unwelcome odors that are radiating from your pores
Although sweating and intense physical activity (you dirty dawg you) sometimes lead to body odor, extra intense or unusual odors may be indicative of something more serious like a fungal infection, diabetes, or even gastrointestinal disorders. So if that's the case, get to a doctor.ewww
Other things that can lead to unusually strong odors include anger, bacteria, nervousness, sexual arousal, strong smelling food, or a zinc deficiency. So take a moment to think about whether any of these things might be affecting your body chemistry.

stop it for now-There are temporary solutions available to inhibit odor, at least for a little while. For instance, it would serve you best to take a shower in the morning and before you go to bed. As well, apply scented cream to your body; you could even sprinkle on some Gold Bond powder to help reduce odor.
you're up for it, invest in mint oil as mint is believed to inhibit odor and blur the senses. Obviously, you shouldn't slather it on and smell like a piece of chewing gum, but a little oil in strategic places where your odor emanates from might be a good idea

stop it forever-There are measures you could take to rid yourself of unruly odors for good, but they require patience and commitment. First, you have to drastically reduce your intake of spicy or stinky foods and drink as much water as you possibly can.
Next, you should try to incorporate more zinc into your diet, which can be found in red meat, oysters, breakfast cereals, and nuts like cashews and pecans. Magnesium (200 to 500 mg) can also serve to curb odor. Chlorophyll, found in parsley, is also considered an odor neutralizer (also available in tablet form). As well, antibacterial herbs like sage and chamomile (tea) can work to inhibit odors.
If you smoke, quit; the excess smoke trapped within your body comes out through your pores, not to mention your lungs. And work on resolving whatever it is, if anything, that's stressing you out. Remember that to obliterate body odor for good, you have to fix what's going on inside your body.

that's just awful- Everyone has a unique odor and thus everyone also has a unique taste. And although there is no scientific evidence to prove any of the following claims that are believed to improve the taste of your semen, they are nevertheless widely believed among drinkers and squirters alike.
Believe it or not, many of the things that affect body odor are believed to affect the taste of semen as well. For instance, alcohol and coffee are believed to give semen a bitter, pungent taste.
As well, cigarettes, garlic, onions, broccoli, and cauliflower are also believed to alter the taste of your love juice. The cigarettes need no explanation; you're inhaling fire, let's get real. But because the aforementioned foods tend to have a distinct odor, it's believed that they will affect the way you taste.
If you're dehydrated, pig out on spicy foods or are taking medication, these factors may also contribute to an uninviting flavor. So maybe you should take it easy on Mexican delights and start downing water like there's no tomorrow.
cocktail, anyone?There are recommended foods to make your little guys taste great as well. Again, this has not been scientifically proven, but hey, so long as these foods are not poisonous, what's the harm in trying, huh?
Before we get into the flavor, let's talk about output. A lot of guys would love it if they could make like one of the characters in Scary Movie and ejaculate so much that they plaster their girlfriends against the ceiling. And although that won't likely be happening anytime soon, it's believed that wheat germ increases seminal output. Bon appétit.
Considering most guys are avid meat eaters, keep in mind that red meat apparently makes semen taste more acidic. Hmm, nothing like the taste of acid to end off a wonderful night of sexual fun.
To sweeten up your inner load, drink plenty of pineapple juice, and eat bananas and papaya. Their sweetness results in yours. And of course, lest we forget that parsley can do wonders for men worldwide it eliminates body odor, freshens breath and improves the taste of seminal fluid.
how about some 68?-Always keep in mind that everyone has a distinct taste and even if you do all these things, she might still find the taste of your fluid repulsive. But if she's more than willing and able to sacrifice for the greater good, then have her down a mint before she makes her way down south.
The mint will serve to hinder the flavor of your semen and will simultaneously provide you with indescribable sensations. And to polish things off, you can reciprocate the favor by doing the same. Or you can leave it as a 68, and you'll owe her one.
Obviously, your semen will never taste like a chocolate milkshake, but trying your hand at sweetening it up a little will serve to enhance your love life. Think about it, now every time you consume something new, you can urge her to try your new and improved juice. Enjoy.

Who says 18 year olds dont know anything. i think thats the longest post i've made. To bad no one will likely read it

TnWitchyWoman 56F
6852 posts
6/26/2006 6:34 pm

I read it. And I have to agree. There's nothing worse than bad tasting cum juice and nothing better than good tasting cum juice. So do whatcha can to taste and smell good! MMmmm.

CCcouple25m27f 36M/36F  
154 posts
7/3/2006 2:17 pm

Nick sweetie... you get read .... and you do know what you are talking about. Talk about opening my eyes to the knowledge of a younger man. Wish you were in Texas dear.. I would rock your world.


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
7/3/2006 5:48 pm

drnick .. .hiya

just a point ... in the filippines and other tropical areas, the men eat lots of pinnapple .... we lived there a while ... it works ... makes semen sweet and mild ..... it also works for squirters ..... i had no problems with dates over there, lol

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