Best pick up jobs  

drnick20054 28M
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7/18/2006 4:22 pm

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7/19/2006 1:44 pm

Best pick up jobs


-Bouncer For all you physically gifted men out there, this job may require late hours and may not pay too well, but its high pickup rate is undeniable. You don’t have to do a thing besides stand there, and while many girls may file on by without noticing you, you’re guaranteed to catch the eye of a few prospective hotties. I know a guy who quit his job as an office executive to “bounce,” and either the stars are forever perfectly aligned in his universe, or he’s taking advantage of his position. Don’t underestimate the power of “Sure, go on in.”

-Fireman One of my personal favorites. They’re like accessible Superman clones, and for whatever reason, they’re believed to be sensitive and caring. All heroes are seen as charming throwbacks to a simpler time, so the stereotype is extraordinarily beneficial. A guy who can save her life one minute and cuddle with her the next? Yeah, you win. Case closed. It may not bring you in contact with women all the time, but the title alone gives you the undisputed edge. And don’t forget: You’ll be in a prime position to approach women with enduring uniform fetishes.

-Wedding Photographer wedding photography is an easy gig that provides access to dozens of single women, all of whom are in just the right mood. One word, player: bridesmaids. For all the single ones, watching another friend reach the Promised Land is pure torture. So what does this mean for you? You will be in close proximity to these slightly depressed and very tipsy bridesmaids. Chances are that you’ll come across a few who can’t wait to rip off those hideous dresses, if only to prove they still have a shot at the altar. Just smile and ask “the pretty one to move a bit to her left,” even though she’s fine where she is. Okay, you’re done. Just make yourself available afterward and do your thing; that dress will literally disintegrate in your hands.

-Talent Agent Obviously, if you’re touring the country on a ceaseless model search for one of the top agencies in the world, you’re probably getting laid every hour. But this level isn’t necessary to appear outrageously attractive to many women. Your clients could be a couple of generic local bands, another boring lowbrow comedian or actors whose best credits include salad dressing commercials. It simply doesn’t matter. Women will be instantly attracted to the image of you shaking hands and rubbing shoulders with the glitterati while Tom Cruise begs you to represent him. That image alone is a Grade-A panty remover. Although you might come off as one of those cheap internet porn guys.

cookie7823 46F

7/18/2006 9:09 pm

Quote: Women will be instantly attracted to the image of you shaking hands and rubbing shoulders with the glitterati while Tom Cruise begs you to represent him. That image alone is a Grade-A panty remover.

NO, NO, NO...not only is that dude short, but he is seriously insane and he's GAY!!!


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