some christmas cheer  

dreamweaver8061 48M
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12/20/2005 5:55 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

some christmas cheer


TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYONE FELT SHITTY
EVEN THE MOUSE
MOM ON THE TOLIET
DAD SMOKING GRASS
I HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN
FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS
WHEN OUT ON THE ROOF
I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER
I SPRANG FROM MY PIECE
TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
WHILE UP ON THE ROOF
I SAW SOME OLD PRICK
I KNEW IN AN INSTANT
IT MUST BE ST NICK
HE CAME THE CHIMNEY
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
I KNOW IN A MOMENT
THE OLD FUCKER HAD FELL
HE FILLED ALL THE STOCKINGS
WITH WHISKEY AND BEER
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY
WITH A THUNDERING FART
THE SON OF A BITCH
BLEW MY CHIMNEY APART
HE SWORE AND HE CUSSED
AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT
PISS ON YOU ALL
IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A NIGHT

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