Starting it off the cheap way  

donevan34 50M/38F
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10/29/2005 8:20 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Starting it off the cheap way

I promise to attempt to post on a semi daily basis, just to let anyone interested know whats going on with us.

I'm going to post our profile from another site today, since I like it better then this one.

My self-summary:

OK, I have a little time, maybe I can write something informational, if not inspirational here. A little background I guess.

I found my soul mate, and surprisingly she didn't run away. In fact she married me, go figure. She is simply the most wonderful, exciting, loving, beautiful, understanding, encouraging woman on the planet. If you are looking for friendship, romance, adventure, sex or just someone to talk to, you're heading in the right direction. If, on the other hand, you are looking for your own soul mate, we're both taken, sorry 'bout your luck chuck.

So, why are we here? Well, I have this certain need that my wife cannot fulfill. I crave cock. I prefer oral sex over any and all other forms of sex. I'm never as happy as I am when my tongue is working a clit or my mouth is filled with dick. My ass craves cock too. I love threesomes, just the idea of licking my wife’s clit while another man pounds his cock inside her gives me an instant hard-on. Or being ass-fucked while going down on her. Or ass-fucking another man while he fills her tight pussy with his cock. On the other hand, the idea of watching a man ass-fuck me makes my wife all wet and excited. I guess this is a good place to mention that while I am bi-sexual, my wife is 110% straight. Sorry ladies, I would love to watch another woman with my wife, but, alas, it will never be. Her strap-on's, mouth and clit are reserved for men only. A close second on my favorites list is receiving blow-jobs. 69 is such a perfect number. And, of course, who would turn down the chance to pound a sweet tight ass? Not I. For the record, the wife does not accept anything in her ass, her pussy is tighter then any ass anyway. Which brings up another interesting qualifier. Guys, if you are carrying more then 6 inches of man-meat (or less) and want to fuck me, e-mail me. If you are carrying more then 6 inches of man-meat and want to fuck my wife, forget it. Large cocks get too uncomfortable for her. The idea of a foursome does intrigue me, or a swap. Almost anything is possible I guess. Now that I've shared WAY too much information about our sexual desires and have one hell of a hard-on, I'll move on to more mundane facts.

I'm a college drop-out (major - English education, minor - journalism). I have a certificate somewhere around here showing that I completed a computer repair course. I am in the process of starting a computer repair business in our home. Our home usually looks like a computer graveyard since people keep giving me their old PCs. I am currently teaching myself networking and Linux. The wife works at a dollar store; she loves it but will resume her college career in Jan.

In the recent past I was a restaurant manager (fast food, initials - BK). I loved that job, surprisingly. However, my one tried and true philosophy is "when the misery outweighs the fun, quit." So when they decided to transfer me to the hell pit of the company (yes, a stepping-stone to a promotion, but still a hell-pit) I quit. My wife was a manager at the restaurant I worked at, but hated it there.

Way back in the past I was a construction foreman, remodeling vacated low-income apartments (not-so-interesting footnote, never run a construction company owned by a real estate agent, they generally have too much time on their hands and think they know everything. "NO ROBERT, I don't care how much you paid for the pneumatic staple gun, we cannot staple the trim up. And quit calling it a brad nailer, that's something completely different").

Way way back in the far distant past, when I worked outdoor construction (laying blacktop, laying pipe [kinky, lol], masonry, etc.) I would take winter jobs as a telemarketer. Please don't hate me .

Before recorded history I managed a comic book store, an obsession that has lingered with me to this day. Ah, those were the days. While we're on the subject of collectables, I play (I do not collect) Magic The Gathering and Pokemon, I like anime, Hentai and Manga, but I'm not obsessed with it (Chobits, Excel Saga, and anything perverted). I have spent the last couple of years reducing my comic book collection to CDs, as we have room constraints here like you wouldn't believe. The wife collects baseball memorabilia (SF Giants, I'm a Yankees fan myself), Football memorabilia (SF 49ers and NE Patriots, I'm a 49ers fan), Nascar memorabilia (anything Tony Stewart, my driver died and I haven't chosen a favorite yet).

In the Reaganaticine epic I was in the U.S. Air Force. I have nothing but respect for our armed forces, but it just wasn't for me. I joined when I was 17 (and a republican, but I saw a doctor and got that cured, amazing what they can do with topical ointments these days) and got myself kicked out when I was 19 (smoked a joint). Speaking of drugs, I do occasionally light up a joint (for medicinal purposes only, of course). I tried craNk once, didn't really do anything for me, so i never tried it again. Otherwise nothing but coffee and cigarettes for me. The wife is drug free.

I have 3 children, a daughter (20) and two sons (13 and 15). So unless they are visiting their mother in sunny California (which they tend to do every summer) any hook-ups we have are not in our home. You aren't missing much, trust me. The wife has a son (9) that lives with his father's parents.

We are anything but money oriented. I don't care much for money. It tends to promise a happiness that it cannot deliver. We generate enough income to live comfortably and take an occasional trip (if my beat-up 91 GMC Sonoma is running ok that week, lol).

Want a better idea of what we are like? Go to (our favorite site) and look for post and threads by cunnilinguist and kittykat23, that's us.

What I'm doing with my life:
As I said, I'm teaching myself networking and Linux. I'm starting a computer repair business. I have a herniated disk in my back (the reason I left construction), so I'm taking it easy and moving at my own pace. Searching for who i am in a lot of ways. Trying to develop a perverted CCG, several actually, theres so many perversions out there, lol. I have no idea how I'll market it after I get the bugs worked out, but it's fun test-playing

I'm really good at:
Loving my wife, being me (read "perverted"), eating pussy, sucking cock, fucking, computers, being a father.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
my wife

My favorite (a)books, (b)movies, (c)music, and (d)foods are:
a) Hitchikers Guide, Dirk Gently series, the Amber series, Watermelon Sugar, Crime & Punishment, The Bible, Almost anything by John Byrne, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Neil Giamen, Neal Adams (the master comic book artist imho)

b) Scary Movie, All of the Kevin Smith Red Bank movies (in order of preference; Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma) Anything Bogart - especially Casablanca, Anything Marx Brothers - especially Duck Soup, Sin City, Brain Donors, any and all MST3K

c) Beatles, Pink Floyd, early/mid 80's pop (someone has to), Rehab, Sex Pistols, Kitty, Van Halen, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Emenem, Weird Al

d) My wife, Vietnamese food, Pizza, Dix, Poontang

The SIX things I could never do without:
Sometimes all i need is the air i breathe and to love my wife. I can do without the other 4, really

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Why people keep telling me God is so concerned with my sex life. Why would he make oral and anal sex so much fun then make them a sin? If homosexuality/lesbianism/bisexuality is a sin, why am I wired this way?

Dominance/submission fantasies.

On a typical Friday night I am:
drunk, stoned and layed

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
theres nothing really private aboot me, i don't like skeletons in my closet. My son's don't know aboot my sexuality (on the off chance they would want to immulate thier dad, I want them to build thier own sexual identity)

I am an honorary Canadian and an honorary Australian. Hey hoser, g'day, let's toss some prawns on the barbie and have a beer, eh.

You should e-mail me if:
If you can be honest about your motives

If you want to fuck, 69 or get sucked by my wife while I watch

If you want to fuck, get fucked, 69, suck or get sucked by me while my wife watches

If you want a full participation threesome with us

If you and your significant other wants a fourway or a swap (no bi action on the ladies part, sorry)

If you want a friend

If you just need someone to talk to that won't judge you and knows how to listen

Ok, thas that, If I have the time tomorrow I'll post a fantasy, which I promise will be alot more interesting then today's post.

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