Penis, taste like hot dog?  

doit4joy 59M
265 posts
10/4/2005 9:08 pm

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Penis, taste like hot dog?

Although I am not professional cook, I like cooking and always looking for new food.
One day, I saw frozen cow penis for sale at Korean store. I thought "Whm.... that's very interesting, it must be aphrodisiac, secretely used in some Asian country for years...."
it was cheap, only $3 or so for a couple pound.

But I don't know how to cook penis....
first of all, I defrost by put those in the water, amazingly, I found that native color of penis is white, not the red...
and believe it or not, I felt bizzarre for touching cow penis. (much bigger than mine)

tough part is removing foreskin (or whatever the medical professional call, skin layer surrounding sponge cell), the original diameter was about 2 inches, but real inside core penis is less than half inch diameter...

Spend almost one hour to remove skin, (which is impossible to bite off with teeth) I decided to BBQ with soy source.... it smells horrible, not like beef (I was afraid that my neighbour might think something going wrong)... and taste almost nothing (not like hot dog) and very hard to chew. (it almost feel like fish egg, which contains bunch of small ball inside)

No wonder, penis meat is not commonly sold at super market.

slantyeyes1000 36M
3 posts
10/5/2005 7:22 pm

dude that's hilarious. which korean store did you find it at? i would imagine a meat like that would be taste better if it were cooked in some sort of liquid... boiling or deep frying?

doit4joy 59M
645 posts
10/5/2005 7:44 pm

The store is located on Yonge St, just north of Steeles, just before railway crossing, east side. Name is something like GalleXXXX.
Cashier Lady may look at you with curiousity....

Well, as I said, tough part is removing skin. (you have soak penis in water for long time before peeling skin)
Deep Frying is not good idea, meat become so chewy...I tried it..
If you find some good way of cooking, please let me know...

doit4joy 59M
645 posts
10/8/2005 5:46 pm

Nic,,, thank you for your help....
Well, why I would eat the damn thing???
Curiosty!!! ==> good for brain function?
(My guess is.. If it is on sale on super market, it should be eatable) but I hate to eat any guts, such as stomach, tang, tail bone,, etc... Oh, by the way, I don't believe the theory saying that if I eat penis, my penis grow.... that's totally not science...
ha ha ha.... big LOL
Believe it or not,
I tried BBQ with source, it smelled horrible ..
Next morning (say AM3:00), I had very strong hard-on, I couldn't sleep well.

slantyeyes1000 36M
3 posts
10/22/2005 11:43 am

so not only does it smell bad, it's also an aphrodisiac?

chubbysubbie 44F
4 posts
11/11/2005 7:08 am

i thought all aphrodisiac were supposed to smell and taste bad...

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