You were... HOW DRUNK???  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
3/11/2006 8:46 pm

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3/14/2006 5:30 pm

You were... HOW DRUNK???

There seems to be a recurring theme in many of my most favorite-ist blogs recently revolving around that Demon Alcohol. And I intend on addressing each and every one of those blogs and bloggers about the evils and dangers of drink ‒ just as soon as I sober up!!!

But this gets me to wondering; how would you complete this thought:

“There was this one time, at band camp…”

Oops, wait, wrong thought. What I meant to say was;

“Once, I was so drunk, I….”

What’s your best drunk story?

I’ll start. Once, in the wee hours of the morning, I jumped from the car I was in at a Taco Bell drive through and scaled the lattice-work to rip down a promotional poster for the movie “Congo.” For some reason, I just had to have it.

Now then, my story is LAME!!! Give us some of the good stuff!



Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


HotTXpussy4U 48F

3/11/2006 10:10 pm

Once, I was so drunk, I decided that it would be fun to lay down on the floor in the bathroom stall at JoJo's. "Apparently"...I was the official stall greeter as they came and went next to me. I remember biting someone on the ankle - but not in the bathroom....it was in the covertible, with top down, in the middle of January after a Bon Jovi concert - - - WHEW....WHAT A NIGHT! (gasping for air)


kyplowboy22 61M

3/12/2006 5:49 am

Ah, would love to JJ, but, you know...might still be a few 'John Doe' warrants out there somewhere floating around. lol Later

kpb


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/12/2006 7:25 am

LMAO...

The best stories are the ones I can't remember...

lustytaurus


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/12/2006 7:28 am

Once, I was so drunk, I passed out in my friends front yard with my pants down. I believe i was 15 at the time, hanging out at the weekly keg party at a local playground. Way to many funnel shots! I went to pee in the woods and was so wasted, i was unable to pull my pants back up. So i stumbled a few blocks and crashed on my friends front lawn. After this incident, i always had a chaperone accompany me on every trip to pee in the woods.


MWWwantsmore 51F

3/12/2006 8:22 am

Hmm I have very few that I remember....but one year at my husbands work Christmas party (his first one there) one of his co-workers asked me to do a table dance. So I, of course, jumped right up there and started dancing. Good thing hubby came by before the clothes started coming off. Lets just say I made an impression on his co-workers. For some reason the president wouldnt let me hold his son at the picnic the following summer


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/12/2006 8:47 am

Son I have so many I could write a book.


curious311241 34M
145 posts
3/12/2006 11:44 am

A friends 21st Birthday when I was in college. The night started with a few glasses of wine and Irish Car Bombs. Once in the bar I had a couple long Island Ice Tea's, and at least one 22oz. beer. I was blitzed. From what I pieced together, I got to my dorm, and went to my friend's room to try and play drunken Halo. The game however wasn't ending any time soon, so I went back to my room and fell on my bed, where a friend walked by and saw my door open and light on. He assumed I had pssed outnad turned off my light and shut my door. At some point in time thereafter, I woke up and took off my pants, and peed on my desk. AFter I was relieved, I took my sweatshirt jacket, put one leg through each sleeve, and then zipped it up all the way, effectively making them into pants, and then got back into bed, under the covers no less.


NSAAddict 42F

3/12/2006 3:41 pm

This one time I was soooo drunk I... what was I going to say? Sorry, I sacrificed a few brain cells to the gods of alcohol this weekend. I can only say that my drunkest moment ever involved a keg of beer, a police foot chase through the woods, poison ivy and a Rottweiler. Oh and I think I lost an earring.


docdirk 47M

3/12/2006 9:00 pm

HotTXpussy4U - Damn, I've been to about a million concerts... and I've never run into anything like that in the stalls. Where have you been all my life???

KPB[/] - That's OK - we're gonna change the names to protect the innocent for the movie. Of course, you ain't so innocent!

LustyTaurus - Sometimes, it's better we don't remember!

CC - Damn girl - the newspaper delivery boy must have gotten the thrill of a lifetime that morning!!!

MWWwantsmore - I've got a few singles lying around - whaddaya say we pick up where that little dance left off!

oldman1776 - Ha HA!!! I'd spend good money to buy that book!!!

curious311241 - You're too far gone to be saved, bro!!! GO Fordham!!! LOL!!!

NSA - Damn, now you're ruing that innocent image I've had of you!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


SilkenKiera 38F  

3/13/2006 1:50 pm

Oh there are several, I embarrassingly (is that a word?) admit. I'm going to stick to my story about my 23rd birthday gathering. Delawarians, you will know my setting as Epoch...formerly porkys. This was my pre-party on a Friday night, we all were Atlantic City on Saturday. I just started dating this guy named Billy. Loved that kid, what a sweetheart. Needless to say I made an ass out of myself in front of him. It was only our second time out together, when the club closed and we were dropped at my car, falling out of my friends car on top of him, he then had to drive my car back to his apt. Then get me upstairs...my girlfriends really care about me don't they?!! On the way home I asked him to pull over the car so that I can...you know...on my hands and knees in someones' front lawn at 3 am. What a lush.

The next morning he was so sweet about it and began to tell me his embarrassing drunk stories. I guess he really didn't mind hauling my ass up 3 flights of stairs after all. He kept his hands to himself, (that night) and we kept seeing eachother for 8 months after that!

Kiera


mangomamiCT 42F

3/13/2006 9:06 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being as innocent as I am I have no tales to tell


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/14/2006 6:32 am

Once I was so drunk that I decided I wanted a tattoo. Not a bad thing really....UNLESS your "artist" has a tattoo gun made out of a VCR motor and a guitar string! It is also NOT a good idea to pass the bottle of Jack to the one doing the tat! LOL! Had I been sober this NEVER would have happened!

I have many drunk stories, but this one I find most amusing


docdirk 47M

3/14/2006 5:29 pm

Candy - Spaceships, ehh? As long as they and their probes stayed far, far away, I guess it all worked out for the best!!! LOL!

Kiera - Oh, the poor bastard. He had to carry you ass up three floors? Hell, that should be the winning prize in the Delaware lotto! I have a similar story with an ex-gf, but that's for another day. Maybe!

Mango - I KNEW you were innocent. That's what I kept telling everyone at the meet and greet - but THEY didn't believe!! (What bday??)

MetalMama - That's exactly the type of horror story that has kept me from getting the first tat that I desparately want!!! Of course, I guess the Jack didn't help!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


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