Why I'm a Dog Person  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
3/30/2006 5:11 pm

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Why I'm a Dog Person

From the Connecticut Post

FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment

A cat under a restraining order? Imagine being the law enforcement officer saddled with the responsibility of delivering this. Talk about humiliating!

Connecticut Cops - Keeping Angry Pussy Off Your Street!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

MWWwantsmore 51F

3/30/2006 5:41 pm

They actually put Lewis in a line up with other cats to be picked out by the victim lol. Too funny

docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:21 pm:
Turn to the left, now to the right, now lift your tail... LOL!!

NSAAddict 42F

3/30/2006 6:32 pm

"Connecticut Cops - Keeping Angry Pussy Off Your Street!!!"

LMAO, now do the CT cops have an angry pussy list and if so who do you have to screw (over) to get put on the list? Just wondering...

docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:22 pm:
"On the list?"

Hell, you ARE the list!!!

Wait a minute... "The List?" Hehehehe

mycin62 54F

3/30/2006 10:47 pm

And just what to the CT cops do to keep the angry pussy off the streets? Talk about a public SERVANT!!!

docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:24 pm:
And just what to the CT cops do to keep the angry pussy off the streets?

Well, I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to slip the cuffs on ya!!

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
3/30/2006 11:13 pm

Yup...poor Lewis. Must remain indoors forever. Must not have been neutered..since he was running round protecting his territory...jumping out at people..attacking them from the back. Thought all those people he attacked were invading. Pretty arrogant cat to think the whole damn neighborhood was his. Kind of reminds me of some human cats I know.



docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:25 pm:
Hmmm, isn't "arrogant" and "cat" a bit redundant?

jadedbabe78 105F

3/31/2006 12:14 am

Well...it's good to know the cops of CT are keeping the angry pussies at bay, lol.

docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:26 pm:
That's correct, ma'am. You'd better be on your best behavior upon your arrival... or else!

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/31/2006 5:00 am

Those Fairfield cops are always looking for pussy

docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:26 pm:
Police and Angry Pussy - One public servant to another!!!

SilkenKiera 37F  

3/31/2006 9:00 am

Angry Pussy in CT? This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen!


docdirk replies on 3/31/2006 5:28 pm:
Yes, Kiera, as you can tell, we have REAL problems to deal with here in CT. I can't believe I left the peace and quiet of Delaware for this!

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