Well, that was almost embarrassing  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
8/29/2006 5:54 pm

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Well, that was almost embarrassing

This past weekend, I was out and about in my little hamlet participating in commerce. I bought some CD's, checked out a bookstore, purchased some food, and generally spread my positive spirit and energy throughout the land.

Not wanting to appear prudish or to be playing favorites; I stopped in a local adult video store. I had heard that they had new carpeting installed, and I just wanted to see for myself.

While I was busy checking out the decor - my eyes stumbled upon a familiar face. I man with whom I had worked a number of years ago. A man that, while a bit on the odd side, alway played himself off as quite pious and righteous. A man who I look to avoid anyway - since he can turn a 30 second "hello, how are ya" into a three day deposition. And, what's worse, he was lingering very near the Tranny/Bi section - although I can not be sure.

Not looking to cause any embarrassment, or worse - get involved in conversation... THERE... I turned and left immediately... 10 or 15 minutes later... but no more!!! I have never before run into anyone I know at such an establishment.

... Not that I ever actually patronize such places...

Luckily for me - my town has another porn shop, right next to the pawn!

BTW, I have to give Handjobs Across America Volume 15 two thumbs up... when their not busy!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/29/2006 6:19 pm

I am sure he felt the same way LOL!

Purry {=}


docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:48 pm:
I'm really hoping he didn't notice me!!!

NSAAddict 42F

8/29/2006 6:59 pm

awww, but think of the fun you could have had! You could have marched right up to him and started a 3 day deposition on the merits of his favorite porn picks Betcha he never would have bothered you again

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:50 pm:
The whole thing just started to creep me out... you know, like you and those hermes!!!

MWWwantmore 51F

8/29/2006 8:10 pm

LMAO yeah innocent Doc in an adult store LOL

Hand jobs huh?? Hmmm

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:51 pm:
Damn right I'm innocent!!!

(Hmmm indeed, especially somewhere in public! )

mysticdreamangel 60F
2759 posts
8/29/2006 8:39 pm

Hmmmmmm...Doc at an adult store...could it be; No, it can't be! I know you just made this whole thing up...Right?

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:52 pm:
I was... umm... there for a friend. Yeah, a friend's birthday. Looking for a gift certificate. An icky, creepy friend. Yeah, that's it!!!

quietmansect 41M
729 posts
8/29/2006 9:19 pm

That is one of the dangers of living in one of the less densely populated parts of Connecticut. You know everyone (and they know you)


docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:53 pm:
Ain't that the truth!!!

SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
8/29/2006 10:13 pm

How funny you are!! I'm sorry but I just can't help snickering --repeatedly.

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:53 pm:
Oh sure... laugh at my traumas!!!

MoutnainGirl 37F

8/30/2006 4:09 am

LOL.. see.. I would have called him out and embarrassed him right in the tranny section.. especially if he had a righteous attitude. If he doesn't want to be seen.. shop online like the rest of us perverts..

Porn stores are great.. I miss working at one.. :: sigh:: I still talk to a friend who works there though.. I might be filming his orgy next week! Gotta love the freaks at porn stores..

Moutnain Girl

Visit my blog: MoutnainGirl

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:55 pm:
I'm not sure that two guys arguing in the tranny section is a scene in which I want to be involved!!!!

Hmmm, director, eh? Will you be bringing the "director's cut" to the next M&G???

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

8/30/2006 5:34 am

So I guess it is safe to say that "Dancing at the Blue Iguana" has been retired?

Did " Handjobs Across America Volume 15" come with a disclaimer for carpal tunnel syndrome?

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:57 pm:
The Blue Iguana will never be retired!!!! (Although a few of the unnecessary scenes could stand to be deleted!!!)

Did " Handjobs Across America Volume 15" come with a disclaimer for carpal tunnel syndrome?

Not 15. I believe that 11 did though!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

8/30/2006 5:41 am

(him) - So what color was the new carpeting..?

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:56 pm:
Shit!!!! I knew I forgot something!!!

mycin62 54F

8/30/2006 6:29 am

Doc, you just ruined my image of you!!! Here I thought you were this nice, quiet, innocent, church going guy I'm shocked, truly shocked!!!

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:58 pm:
No!!! I was simply asking for directions to the community center where I was heading to spend my afternoon with handicapped children and the elderly!!!!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
8/30/2006 8:55 am

Handjobs??? I have a hand fetish, I love men with beautiful hands and it's one of the first things I notice about him. I can only imagine porn where it's just a hand job. Nekkid chicks pulling on weinies? I can't even remember the last time I gave someone just a hamdjob, you know how orally fixated I am.

was this a "do it yourself" kind of dvd?

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 4:59 pm:
I was very disappointed in the DVD. I thought it was about home repairs.

Mac - orally fixated - oh wait till that goes on your outbound Christmas cards!!!

MaggiesWishes 59F

8/30/2006 12:36 pm

*wondering what she walked into here ... looking around ... OMGawd! *

YOU??? And you didn't call me to go with you? Now, I'm upset ... yes, you just ... I'm shocked, I just can't believe you, of all people, went into the porn store, didn't even bother to tell us what color or kind the carpet was, "like that was a good excuse" ... and to not get invited ... I just don't know what to say here.

Anyhooo... actually dropped in to let you know how wonderful you are and that I owe you a "warm HUGH huggie" among the "little ones" for being there for me. {=}

Get intouch with me soon.
warm huggies 2ya

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 5:00 pm:
Of course, every second that I spent in the store was a second spent thinking of you!!!

kyplowboy22 61M

8/30/2006 4:53 pm

"I can't even remember the last time I gave someone just a hamdjob"

Is that the one where they wrap it bacon and whip it so hard and fast it friction fries the bacon????


docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 5:02 pm:
Yes, I believe Mac is revealing herself quite a bit in her latest reponse!!!

DoveOK 56F

8/31/2006 4:23 pm

what is a hand job? I know I suck at blow jobs.. I forget to blow.. I just am not sure how I'd get a whole hand in my mouth...

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 5:03 pm:
I just am not sure how I'd get a whole hand in my mouth...

Well, just pick your favorite little fingie and start working slowly up!!!

firestarter665 42M/39F

8/31/2006 5:50 pm

If I ran into anyone in an adult store, I would have to turn away and walk out. Just for the simple fact that I don't need everyone to see what I am into. And I really don't need to see what they are into.

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 8:49 pm:
I never thought about it like that! Now that you mention it, I'm happy just knowing... and NOT knowing... what I already know about most people!!!

EroticaXTC 49F

8/31/2006 7:00 pm

Of course, to insure that he never deposes you for 3 days again, just ask him in front of several people if he's been back to the ol' AdultXXX lately
I'm just really in to Ninnworx

docdirk replies on 8/31/2006 8:48 pm:
That would be too funny. He does embarrass easily!!!

BTW - are you interested in joining a blogger fantasy football league? (ESPN) We need one more, and you'd be perfect!

marathonman45202 53M
6640 posts
9/1/2006 8:51 pm

lol - reminds of a time when I was in one such establishment, and one of my college professors (a priest) walked in. Initially, I tried to devise my escape plan without being noticed by him, but then realized he would be more freaked out than I was.

docdirk replies on 9/1/2006 9:06 pm:

Too funny!!! How many Hail Mary's would that involve... and which one of you would be saying them?

libgemOH 56M/52F

9/3/2006 6:41 pm

Hun, that would almost be worth going over to start a conversation with the bore...just to get a good laugh and embarrass the guy!! -B

docdirk replies on 9/5/2006 7:33 pm:
I actually look to avoid conversation with him at all times. Can't break my rule for special occasions!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
9/4/2006 10:37 pm

Wow, that would be my luck. Go into a porn shop and run into someone I know. I would most likely die of embarrassment. lol.

docdirk replies on 9/5/2006 7:34 pm:
That's OK - next time you go into a porn site, lemme know, I'll run interference for ya!!!!

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