We Shit, We Fuck, therefore, We Are  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
4/3/2006 2:45 pm

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We Shit, We Fuck, therefore, We Are


Recently, I’ve reverted back to an old school of thought. Or, more precisely, I’m now opting to espouse an idea to which I have always subscribed to one degree or another. And that idea, as advertised above, is: We Shit, We Fuck, therefore We Are.

Whatever does this mean? Simple. That’s all we do. When you trim away all of the excessive fat, pomp, circumstance and trumpet fanfare, we are no different than a packrat or dung beetle. Eat, sleep, excrete, procreate, die. That’s it. Period. End of sentence.

Self consciousness + self awareness + self actualization = Bullshit. Boredom, apathy, joy, pleasure, pain, angst, anger, love, hate, greed, jealousy, resentment, etc. etc. None of it really exists. These are all games that our mildly advanced yet terminally limited minds create to pass away the time that we are not using to shit, fuck or die. We could all learn a lot from Monsieur Mersault.

Since we are not forced to hunt for food or dodge predators on the Serengeti Plain, we have lost perspective on the whole world/universe/us thing. Instead of constructing dens for offspring; we rent movies. Instead of picking off the weak and old for sustenance; we play CD’s and download to our IPOD’s. Instead of…., we…. And when we’re not, we’re talking on the phone to an equally jaded friend about their recent movie and musical purchases. Or what restaurant we ate at last night. Or what new TV show kicks ass. Or what book “moved” us. Or, worst of all; with whom we are now in “love” like we have never been before. Blah, blah, blah.

I’d go on, but why bother. Whatever I would say doesn’t really matter anyway. Think this is depressing? You’re wrong. Depression is another useless mindfuck.

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/3/2006 3:07 pm

OK if I take the title of your latest blog entry, the one I am replying to at face value then I do not exist. Or only half of me exists. It's been months since I fucked so where does that leave me?

Are you telling me that emotions are a figment of my imagination? That if I feel anger it's not real? It's all in my head? It doesn't exist? Or are you telling me that my anger serves no purpose?

Yes, we are part of the foodchain, I'll grant you that. Is that all we're here for? What is our purpose? You quote some Maslow in your post. Without food, shelter, water, air to breath we cannot reach self actualiztion.

You may want to ask yourself this? Can we prove our existance? Do we prove it by saying there's a pile of poop with my name on it, I did that so I must exist? Do, those of us who have children look at them and say they exist so therefore I must too?

How do we know that we're not on the planet in the dog's collar in MIB? How do we know we're not some as of yet undiscovered particle living on an electron (the earth) that is circling ... well you get the idea.

Do other animals ponder their own existance? You think whales swim around in the ocean thinking wow that was a giant turd I just let go, so I must really be here? DO elephants walk around in Africa thinking to themselves, hmmm you know, I haven't had sex since last year when all the women elephants were in heat, so I guess I'm really dead.

JJ, you really need to get laid. Pick some lovely lady from the eastern seaboard and get fucked so you can exist in your own mind. Wendy


docdirk replies on 4/4/2006 5:13 pm:
Hey Wendy! You're kinda making my point. No, whales and elephants do not ponder their significance, their droppings or their sex lives. That's the point. They just do it, as part of their genetic makeup without thought. We, on the other hand, think about everything, even about thinking, which is all a waste of time in a cosmic sense, since none of our thoughts really matter in the life/death/species-continuation way of thinking.

And, yes, you are alive if you haven't had sex in six months. The point is that you are capable biologically of doing so. We have the parts, we have the biology. It's the useless machinations our minds exercises daily that I take issue with.

(I'm in an existentialist mood - that's all! )

mycin62 54F

4/3/2006 3:36 pm

Are you sure you're not depressed?


docdirk replies on 4/4/2006 5:16 pm:
Depressed? No way. Quite the opposite actually. I am very happy wallowing in the trivialities of my life. Since I don't believe there is a difference between the "important" things and the "meaningless" things, I feel no guilt in enjoying the meaningless!

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
4/3/2006 3:44 pm

I like the sexual-activation part! Ohhh, you said self-actualization!

You made some good points here. Everyone is bored. Everyone is depressed. Who wouldn't be? Its the same conversations, same bullshit, same old song and dance, my friend!

The Island is becoming more and more appealing.


docdirk replies on 4/4/2006 5:18 pm:
The Foundation has an Island campus??? Why wasn't I informed?

(Yeah, like you need to be activated sexually!!! )

NSAAddict 42F

4/3/2006 4:56 pm

"As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. Finding it so much like myself–so like a brother, really–I felt that I had been happy and that I was happy again. For everything to be consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate."

Deep, powerful stuff Doc, makes me think... you gotta stop doing that! But if this is your school of thought and you, like Mersault, are only moved by your sensory experiences or in other words believe the only real things are those that can be experienced physically (shitting, fucking, etc.) then can I make a small suggestion, from one Dr. to another? Have some dinner, take a shit, shower and shave then get your ass over here so I can introduce you to a long list of new sensory experiences to feed that blind rage Dr. Feelgood
... just a suggestion


docdirk replies on 4/4/2006 5:22 pm:
Shower & Shave??? Since when did you get so damn picky???

MWWwantsmore 51F

4/3/2006 5:01 pm

Interesting post, but you always make me think!


docdirk replies on 4/4/2006 5:19 pm:
Stop thinking - that's my point!!!

NSAAddict 42F

4/4/2006 5:57 pm

" Shower & Shave??? Since when did you get so damn picky??? "

LOL Doc! It sounded a little too kinky (even for me) to say take a shit and then get your ass over here so I had to add shower and shave so I wouldn't get yet another ______ Freak added to my title


docdirk replies on 4/5/2006 8:49 pm:
First ya tell me that a little facial growth is a good thing, then you tell me to shave, then you say you don't want to sound like some type of freak. Jeez, you are the very definition of woman!!!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/4/2006 6:31 pm

I dunno JJ, I think my life is kinda shitty cause I haven't had sex in a while... it hasn't been 6 months, more like 3 but you're right, I have the equipment needed. I think if I go like another month or so without any, I'm gonna change my profile and say I'm a 45 year old virgin.


docdirk replies on 4/4/2006 10:06 pm:
Damn, 3 months? You call that a slump? That's not even a bad at-bat in my book!

jadedbabe78 105F

4/5/2006 12:28 am

Ummm....errrrr......what? lol

I like mindless drivel....it keeps my simple mind entertained {=}.

~Jadey


docdirk replies on 4/5/2006 8:51 pm:
I am more than happy to keep your mind... or anything else entertained!!!

NSAAddict 42F

4/7/2006 12:18 pm

docdirk replies on 4/5/2006 8:49 pm:
First ya tell me that a little facial growth is a good thing, then you tell me to shave, then you say you don't want to sound like some type of freak. Jeez, you are the very definition of woman!!!

I never said anything about facial hair...


kyplowboy22 61M

4/8/2006 6:06 pm

Sure took you long enough to figure all of this out, JJ. Must have been the distraction of the 'Final Four'. lmao


docdirk replies on 4/8/2006 7:59 pm:
Simple minds are easily distracted!!!

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