The Pressure's On Now!!!  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
8/17/2006 5:00 pm

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8/20/2006 4:55 pm

The Pressure's On Now!!!

Perhaps you already know the story. If not, I'll recap. I must warn you - take only my word. Do not listen to the lies and untruths of others around here. And, above all: Do not believe anything you read!

Well... except this. Doc is your friend. He would never mislead you.

A while back, I was chosen to plan the next Connecticut Meet & Greet. I was not informed of this decision at its inception. Nonetheless, much pressure was applied to me to properly plan this event. And, being the warrior I am, I came through. I devised not one, but several options for the M&G to beat all M&G. Guaranteed fun for all, regardless of age, gender, religion, politics or opinions of midgets.

After seeing my brilliance in action, a coup was enacted and my powers of planning were unceremoniously stripped. I begged them not to do this. I pleaded; "For the love of all that is Holy, allow me to bear this burden, I will not let ye down!"

But my pleas fell upon deaf ears. My powers were wrested away. I was called names. I was verbally abused in public forums. My life left in tatters.

Well, all I can say is: Be careful what you wish for!!! Now, the pressure lies squarely on

NSAAddict who has planned an event this weekend. And, since one is never far from the other when evil is planned, I must also call out champagnechaser . And, since he has recently been fused at the blog with the latter, I suppose that Kaliedascope61 must also face the music this weekend.

I could name more names here, unearth the remaining elements to this dastardly act, but they know who they are. And they must find a way to live with themselves. The guilt. The shame.

All I can say is: This weekend better rock!!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
8/17/2006 5:30 pm

Doc, ye should not only thank nsa for relieving you of the stress that goes along with planning such an event, ye should be grateful and feel honored that she has chosen ye to be her bitch for the night

I can't understand why ye are still cryin about it, but since ye feel ye have lost an opportunity to plan this event, nsa and I shall pass the torch to ye when the time comes to plan the mother of all meet & greets, the global meet & greet for all bloggers known to mankind

YE asked for it! Its fast approaching and its all yours baby

Does YE have any questions?

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:50 pm:
Ye must be kidding me!!! It is not thy spot to query I. I shall make the rules, and thee shall follow accordingly!!!

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
8/17/2006 6:30 pm

you ought not to have made the goddesses angry doc, Now we will all have to face the wrath of the volcano.

But there is hope, well that is if your a virgin and want to jump in that volcano. I'm doomed!!!!

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:50 pm:
Which one is the virgin volcano - the right one or the left?

NSAAddict 42F

8/17/2006 6:51 pm

Hear ye, hear ye.. docdirkthe great evader speaks lies for which he will pay dearly for Can't wait for the meet and greet that almost didn't happen because DOC DIRK didn't want to plan it.

Warm huggies

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:51 pm:
I thought I did a hell of a job pulling it off!

mycin62 54F

8/17/2006 8:24 pm

I'm just going to the m & g for the chance to SPANK your ass!!!

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:51 pm:
As long as I get to return the favor!!!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
8/17/2006 8:31 pm

Don't be surprised if some chick walks right up to you and says ,"Pardon me for interrupting the conversation, but would you mind fucking my brains out, sir?"

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:52 pm:
I'll be the guy with the shiny head and the eager look!!!

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
8/18/2006 12:54 am

I hope all your CT buddies have an EXPLOSIVE weekend!

Good luck, Doc. I'll catch you on Tuesday, I guess you would have recovered by then (if those chicks allow you outta there alive!).

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:52 pm:
I sent out an S.O.S... where were ya????

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
8/18/2006 6:48 am

I believe that we have the makings of an imbroglio.

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:53 pm:
Good thing you wore your referee shirt!!!!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

8/18/2006 7:34 am

Doc...Doc...Doc....I only have three words for you....

Shake ya ass..!!

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:53 pm:
My ass be tired... shaking appointments will begin on Wednesday!

MWWwantmore 51F

8/18/2006 11:19 am

You are just trying to get sympathy votes for all the women out there but be rest assured that the CT blogger women know you too well to fall for this!

But I will offer my massage techniques for you ass after all the spankings you are gonna get

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:54 pm:
You mean you're not buying into this????

jadedbabe78 105F

8/19/2006 12:39 pm

You're so full of shit, lol.

BUT....have fun for me.

docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:55 pm:
Full of shit? Man, if it weren't true, that would'a hurt my little feelings!!!

You gotta make the next one!!!!

kyplowboy22 61M

8/20/2006 2:17 pm

Any more it seems I just come by here to see what kind of trouble you are in this time. Must be a full time job for you.


docdirk replies on 8/20/2006 4:55 pm:
I may need someone with your expertise, kpb. What are your current rates?

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