Simple question  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
7/26/2006 6:43 pm

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8/4/2006 9:37 pm

Simple question

Ladies, when you wear pants with words stenciled across the ass, are we supposed to pretend to not be staring as much as when you wear regular pants, or less?

Same question for the shirts with writing only at titty level. And, married/involved dudes, is "I was just trying to read the shirt," an acceptable answer, or will the misses slap you anyway?

Best I've seen recently: A woman in the supermarket with AMPLE breasts wearing a tee that simply read "Jealous?"

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

MWWwantmore 51F

7/26/2006 7:00 pm

I LOVE those t-shirts with writing on them

I have one that says

"Objects Under This T-shirt are Larger Than They Appear"

Another favorite of mine ( better suits my mood lately )

"I married my husband for better or worse........he couldnt do any better and I couldnt do any worse"

And why do you think women wear pants with writing on them???

We want you to look!!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:44 pm:
Objects Under This T-shirt are Larger Than They Appear

I need to get a pair of pants with that written across the crotch!!!

WildWon1982 34M

7/26/2006 9:30 pm

There should be a limit to it. I worked with these two women last year. They were the best of friends, but they were a bit naive as to the size of clothes they wore. Being Care Bear fans, they would show up to the factory sometimes, wearing matching sweat pants with a Bear's name on the back, but it stretched to badly. I got nothing against big girls. I'm a bit heavy my damn self. But I have to admit there were times when I wanted to shake them girls and yell, "Bitch, change your pants. 'GRUMPY' is not two words!"

If we're gonna keep the printed ass thing going, we should start putting Shakespeare, or the New York Times on the butt, so America's boys can stare and learn at the same time.

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:45 pm:
I hear ya, WW. Like the spandex crowd back in the 80's, if it stretches too far, you should not be allowed to wear it!!!

SexyRycheBabe 44F
820 posts
7/26/2006 9:33 pm

I find the pants that have "juicy" on them to be particularly amusing and, yet, very troubling when they appear on the ass of a 12-year-old girl. Makes me wonder if the parents are blind, stupid, or a combination of both. I've also always liked the ones that have "I'm with stupid" and a big, pointing arrow, too.

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:46 pm:
Sadly, it seems that the youner girls are the ones wearing the vast majority of those pants. Another reason I'm glad I'm not a parent!!!

NSAAddict 42F

7/26/2006 9:58 pm

I've nothing against women wearing the pants or the shirts, but it drives me nuts when I see pre-teens with juicy across their asses... ughh, what kind of parent buys that shit for their 11 year old daughter???

And yes we know exactly what we're doing when we wear those tees and pants

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:48 pm:
That's what brought this on. I was pulling out of the gas station the other day when I noticed three chica's walking the other way. I didn't notice a single thing about them except that one had something written across her ass. As I drove ahead, I looked over and saw that she couldn't have been more than 14!!! I couldn't decide if I should go home, or just keep driving straight to hell!!!!

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/27/2006 4:46 am

If she got something written on her ass, then she better not get mad at me when I read it.

I have to get up close cuz I don't often wear my glasses!

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:49 pm:
Amen, Kallie!!! Don't fill the pool if you don't want me to swim!

Wait a minute... that makes no sense!!!

Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/27/2006 8:00 am

Doc - the statement that you were just reading the shirt is valid and a non-slapable offense. I'm waiting for the braille versions to come out later this year!

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:49 pm:
The braille version - LOL!!! If you find one, IM me ASAP!!!

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/27/2006 8:02 am

My mom would have "killed" me with such that some teens wear today.
Makes no sense to be parading around with "sexual" contents on your ass or tits when you are that young. Oh, well.

The best one I've seen:
Written across the Tee~ Squeeze here for ripeness
*denoting oranges on the shirt*

warm huggies 2ya sugg's

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:51 pm:
My mom didn't even let me see the Sports Illustrated swim suit addition when I was the age of the girls drawing attention to their asses these days!

Now then, we all know that the "Squeeze Here" shirt is yours!!!


7/27/2006 8:42 am


just a squirrel trying to get a nut

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:51 pm:
True, but most of them are false!!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

7/27/2006 11:54 am

I have a t-shirt that says "High Maintenance" in rhinestones, across the chest area.

Hmmmm...I guess that could be taken several ways..!

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:52 pm:
Quoting the Def Leppard shirt salesman:

I think you're gonna need two of those shirts!

Yes, several ways indeed!

rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
7/27/2006 4:51 pm

I dress like that to get noticed...or else I'd just live in sweat pants!

docdirk replies on 7/28/2006 6:54 pm:
Yeah... like you have any problems getting noticed!!!

libgemOH 56M/52F

7/31/2006 2:47 pm

Doc, you're not supposed to pretend Not to look...we WANT you to look!!! -B

docdirk replies on 7/31/2006 4:58 pm:
Yeah, but if we look, we get the; "what are you looking at?" thing... and if we don't look, we get the "what, does this make me look fat?" thing, and if we answer that wrong, or at all, we get the smack in the head thing...

So very confusing!

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