Over Tipping (An Ode)  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
6/10/2006 11:46 pm

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Over Tipping (An Ode)

I over tipped
Because she was beautiful

Because she was everything they wanted her to be
That she wanted to be
To make me forget
If only for an hour or two
That I was me

Dyed blonde hair with dark black roots:
`How I always found that appealing`
Taut tanned skin
With the gym membership transparently…

With the perfectly placed smile,
And nod,
All aimed at my debit card
But I didn’t care
Not any more
So another round I ordered

Because she was Sue…
With immature naiveté of love and forever
Of romance and burning embers
Of promise and regret
Of first broken heart I’ve yet to forget

Because she was Erin
With her whimsical charm
With her laugh of disarm
With her wanton need
And my ignorance to heed

Because she was MaggieMay
With her satirical view
Her razor sharp wit finely hewed
Her tongue sharp as an iron cast shard
And my inability to totally disregard

For she was Kim and Kathy
Anna and Amy
Cheryl and Kim again…
…She was the nameless few
And the desired plenty

And as my head spun ‘round again
And on a full moon-lit night
As the speed limit plummeted below
As my thoughts soared from sight
I reflected on her face
As the accelerator raced
On a back country road
As Flickerstick crowed:

The Tourist plays what you want him to play

And I thought:

A countless sunrises
A countless fireplaces
A countless stars on a mid summer’s night
A countless flakes from a winter’s dream
A countless currents from an electric storm
A countless wassails from a savior born
A countless candles over dinner served
A countless Sunday drives into the unknown
A countless vacations which to plan
A countless eves lost in embrace
A countless kisses to share
A countless embraces to entwine
A countless caresses to ease the pain
A lifetime of reverence which to gain

So I over tipped
By a dollar or two
Considering all she gave me
It was the least
I could do

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

libgemOH 56M/52F

6/11/2006 5:48 am

"Considering all she gave me
It was the least
I could do"

Proof positive that the biggest and best sexual organ is the mind!! Really cool post!! -B

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:16 pm:
Proof positive that the biggest and best sexual organ is the mind!

Ain't that the truth! Thanks for the kind words.

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/11/2006 8:19 am

Very cool post, as usual

"still waiting for my tip"

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:16 pm:
Don't worry - I've got your tip... and the rest of it too!!! ;P

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/11/2006 2:35 pm

Only a waitress at home and none of them ever tipped me. They can kiss my (Y) macwiththebadattitude

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:19 pm:
Time to implement the "now tip no service" philosophy!

NSAAddict 42F

6/11/2006 4:23 pm

Great Ode Doc, I hope this doesn't insult you but it reminds me of Harry Chapin

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:20 pm:
On the contrary; I like Harry Chapin's stuff! (His song-writing... not his driving!)

kyplowboy22 61M

6/11/2006 4:24 pm

Quite insightful, there JJ. May be one of your best pieces yet. Later


docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:21 pm:
Who was that masked man???

Thanks, bro!

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
6/11/2006 8:09 pm

Nice one, Doc!

I used to be a waiter. Nowadays I still tip a waiter or waitress for good service just to show I appreciate, and also to remind myself never to forget that I was once a waiter too and it wasn't an easy job.

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:22 pm:
I too am guilty of over tipping, even when it isn't called for. Like you: Been there, done that!

OboesHonedIambs 62F

6/11/2006 8:56 pm

Snaps, doc. It scans with a nice beat Ferrhlingetti rhythm

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:29 pm:
I'm not familiar with his work, but I'll take your word that the comparison is a good one.

(It is a good one... right?!?!?)

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

6/12/2006 8:17 am

I over tip too....but not because of looks....because of the service. Nicely written Doc.

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 5:29 pm:
Mostly, I over tip out of pity!

jadedbabe78 105F

6/12/2006 5:57 pm

Great Ode.

docdirk replies on 6/13/2006 6:02 pm:

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

6/13/2006 9:58 pm

I agree with libgemOH, Really good post.

docdirk replies on 6/14/2006 5:19 pm:
Thank you so much!!!

(And thanks for stopping by )

OboesHonedIambs 62F

6/14/2006 12:01 am

docdirk replies on 6/12/2006 6:29 pm:
I'm not familiar with his work, but I'll take your word that the comparison is a good one.

(It is a good one... right?!?!?)

Oh yeah...

From 'Pictures of the Gone World'
Number 8
by Lawrence Ferlinghetti

It was a face which darkness could kill
in an instant
a face as easily hurt
by laughter or light

'We think differently at night'
she told me once
lying back languidly

And she would quote Cocteau

'I feel there is an angel in me' she'd say
'whom I am constantly shocking'

Then she would smile and look away
light a cigarette for me
sigh and rise

and stretch
her sweet anatomy

let fall a stocking

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

docdirk replies on 6/14/2006 5:21 pm:
I really like that - simple and pleasing, yet, eloquent. I'll have to research him a bit more.

Thanks for sharing!

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