No Reason to Read This  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
11/30/2005 5:13 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No Reason to Read This

LOST is on tonight. That show sooo rulzzzz!

INVASION is pretty good too!

Allen Iverson is awesome, baby! I once won a bet with a girlfriend. She had to have sex with me while wearing my Iverson #3 jersey and her black, leather boots. If I ever needed a camcorder - that was it!!!

$100 for Bon Jovi tickets??? I saw them for $25 in 1988. I don't think they've gotten 4x better since.

I found these new pretzels, UTZ Extra Dark. I can NOT stop eating them.

Is six months too long to procrastinate to paint a bathroom?

Is there anything more irritating than cleaning a fish tank? Is there a more useless pet than a fish?

At the age of 36, I recently discovered that I love cranberry juice. It goes great with UTZ extra dark pretzels.

I can now play the intro to The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary" on my borrowed acoustic.

Is there anything more annoying than a collection of non sequiturs?

I told you there was no reason to read this.

Did I mention that LOST is on tonight?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/30/2005 6:23 pm


..a YEAR is not too long to procrastinate a bathroom painting. I put off a dining room for that long, then painted it in three hours....hated doing it so much I hung the stuff while the paint was still tacky..

kyplowboy22 61M

12/1/2005 10:08 am

As you get a lil older, son, you'll appreciate that cranberry juice more and thing in the world to flush out the ol' urinary tract. lmao

MillsShipsGayly 51M

12/1/2005 11:57 am

A single non-sequitur can slide past easily BUT a series of sequential non-sequiturs sap spunk so seriously as to slow discussions to the speed of molasses.

I can hear the hisssssssing.....

Iverson got you sex? Lucky Number that #3

Bon Jovi .. They need that extra dough to pay for all their plastic surgeries..

6 months .. nah

Fish Tank .. yep useless

Cranberry juice is really really good with VODKA ... lol

docdirk 47M

12/1/2005 8:11 pm

Cranberry & Vodka - Hell Yeah! lol

Cape Codders for everyone. Charge it to the blog GOds!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

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