If I'm Ever in the Crosshairs....  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
12/1/2005 9:20 pm

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If I'm Ever in the Crosshairs....

... Feel free to fire away!

Every day at work, somebody will pose the following question;

"Did you see Oprah yesterday?"

Invariably, someone (or multiple someone) will respond by making the same sound that the female audience at the first American Beatles concert made. From there, an agonizingly putrid conversation will begin.

It's at that point I truly understand the urge to club small, innocent, baby seals to death with a graphite 2-wood!

Maybe its just me?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

Ladyblue85 58F

12/1/2005 10:11 pm

Nope hon, it's not you...... altho as a person with breastses.... i do on occasion watch the big "O", but only certain topics. Most times i just wanna fucking puke with all the OOOO'ing and Ahhhh'ing over celebrities and those sickening "MY FAVORITE THINGS" shows. and leave those baby seals out of it!! Or YOU too could be an Oprah topic!!

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
12/1/2005 10:18 pm

..give them the well-practiced blank stare and say:

"No...my life doesn't revolve around an overpaid television personality."

...and use the Louisville Slugger 34". Graphite has too much flex on the downswing...

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/2/2005 2:19 am

lol poor wee babies

bend over and ill slap you ass


kyplowboy22 61M

12/2/2005 5:51 am

AHhhhhh....your seal reference brought to mind one of my favorite ol' marching songs from my army days:

Don't kill a seal,
Just for a meal.
Just kill it cause you wanna hear,
That little fucker squeal.

My dogs and kids all hate me.
My woman's gonna leave me...
Thonk I'll take it out on a baby seal!


docdirk 47M

12/2/2005 8:40 pm

Thank you all! I was afraid that I might possibly be alone in the Please-Keep-Your-Oprah-Away-From-Me club. (Which, btw, is a different club from the one used on the baby seals. I guess they're saved... for now.)

PS - Graphite or not, I'm shit off the tee!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

Ladyblue85 58F

12/3/2005 6:50 pm

Oh u sick bastards! lol Not the poor wee babies!!

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