Greatest Story Ever  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
7/14/2006 7:40 pm

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7/17/2006 5:30 pm

Greatest Story Ever

PITTSBURGH - An 80-year-old man who pleaded guilty to drug charges sold crack cocaine from his house and gave some of the drugs to prostitutes in exchange for sex, his lawyer said.

Felix Cocco, of Pittsburgh, pleaded guilty Wednesday to charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Police said Cocco had been dealing drugs for nearly a year when he was arrested in November. Officers seized crack cocaine, a digital scale and packaging materials, police said. Authorities said they caught Cocco dealing again in February.

"I was trying to stay alive, your honor - pay my bills," Cocco told the Allegheny County judge.

Cocco's lawyer, Martha Bailor, told the court that Cocco wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago and turned to prostitutes.

"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

Prosecutors said they would not seek mandatory sentences if the defense agreed to a six-to-18-month jail term.

The judge ordered an evaluation of Cocco's health after Bailor expressed concern about his vulnerability in jail. Cocco remains under house arrest while he awaits sentencing scheduled for Oct. 2.

Not much else to add. Gotta love the spirit!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

OboesHonedIambs 62F

7/15/2006 12:53 am

Well, hon, I dunno; picking crack at his currency kinda comes across as rather, ahhhh... cynical. Also even a bit foolhardy as well. Great that he has the vigor to enjoy sex, but he and his community would be safer and better served just paying cash and getting a somewhat better quality of call girl for the money.

Just my not so humble opinion.

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docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:11 pm:
Better quality call girls??? You wouldn't happen to have that number on ya, would'ya??

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
7/15/2006 5:38 am

It's tough out there for seniors these days!

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:12 pm:
Maybe, but I've got a brand new hero!!!!

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/15/2006 6:39 am

Is that the same guy we saw being pushed around the casino with an o2 cart, yelling "where's the buffet?"

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:13 pm:
YES!!! That was him!!! He was towing a slot machine on the back of his chair too!!


7/15/2006 12:48 pm

Seems funny his health is being evaluated yet he has the stamina and faculties to do drug deals, have sex and deal with the daily stress of crack addicts...whose zoomin who? He will probably own his own personal store in the joint

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:14 pm:
I'm currently in negotiations to see if he'll be my new agent!!!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 2:33 pm

He'll get out of it, probably have to pay a fine though. Doesn't matter b/c he will sell more crack to get money for the fine. lol

At least he's going out with a bang!!!!!

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:14 pm:
Gramps is the MAN!!! If only I could follow in those footsteps I'd die a happy man!

MWWwantmore 51F

7/15/2006 4:10 pm

Well I know from experience ( not a good one ) that older men still have a sex drive lol

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:15 pm:
I seem to remember that story. Does this guy's name ring any bells? Did he ever ring your bell?

mycin62 54F

7/15/2006 6:50 pm

So that's what your doing with that extra room!!!

docdirk replies on 7/17/2006 5:31 pm:
Shhhh... just got the scales in yesterday... awaiting further instructions!

rm_sloman44 60M
701 posts
7/15/2006 7:30 pm

I can't offer you any crack or prostitutes but you may find this of interest.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/16/2006 4:00 pm

The old fart has spunk! I want to be having sex in my 80's! I am sure I will as long as I don't wear it out in the mean time. Really, we mostly have sex twice a day, but there are days we are doing it like five and six times.


docdirk replies on 7/17/2006 5:32 pm:
The guy is my new hero. Wonder if he's allowed fan mail while in the joint!

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