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docdirk 47M
5418 posts
6/13/2006 6:39 pm

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6/17/2006 11:18 pm

Great News!

I heard today that drinking coffee helps to prevent cirrhosis of the liver. Two cups are good, four cups are better. Scientists don't yet know why, but four cups a day can protect your liver by upwards of 80% more than non-coffee drinkers.

Coffee Drinkers Unite! Brew a pot sister... I just got the go ahead for more beer!!!

I also heard that participation in actual sex seriously cuts down on the need for masturbation. I'm having a bit more difficulty buying into that one!



Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


MaggiesWishes 60F

6/13/2006 8:38 pm

Woohoo!
Now all my vices are AMA aproved!
Altho, the last one is better with company

warm huggies 2ya huny


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:16 pm:
Screw the AMA: You have MY approval to do anything you desire!!!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/13/2006 9:12 pm

JJ, I saw a news thing online the other day that said coffee increases your chances of "getting lucky." I was going to CCp it here but now I can't find it. ARGHHH! Mac


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:16 pm:
I'm not sure I buy into that. I drink plenty of coffee... and I ain't "getting lucky!!

NSAAddict 42F

6/13/2006 9:53 pm

THAT's why I can't fall asleep... duh!! this is great news though, next time I'm ordering a tequila shot with a coffee chaser


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:18 pm:
THAT's why I can't fall asleep... duh!!

Are you refering to the coffee thing... or the masturbation thing??

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
6/14/2006 5:44 am

I have read that coffee is also the new viagra. The study suggests that caffeine given to female rats made them aroused and sexually uninhibited. The female rats that received a shot of caffeine prior to mating were quicker than the uncaffeniated females to scurry back to the male rats. They would stay with the males until they received sexual stimulation.

Coffee is GOOD!


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:19 pm:
As luck would have it, I downed a coupl'a viagra with a pot of coffee last night and had sex with a female rat. All in all, a pretty good night!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

6/14/2006 6:19 am

Just imagine...What is next? Drinking coffee while masturbating, improves orgasms? Then, I'd finally have a good use for my spill-proof travel mug!! CHEERS!!


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:20 pm:
Drinking coffee while masturbating, improves orgasms?

Just remember: Contents of cup are extremely hot!!!

MWWwantsmore 51F

6/14/2006 7:16 am

LOL I would be happy to help you do a study on that last comment


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:21 pm:
I'll put on the coffee!!!

firestarter665 42M/39F

6/14/2006 2:16 pm

Bring on the coffee!!!

I heard something on the preview for the news something like having sex can get rid of a headache. I thought to myself, please don't let Mr. Fire hear this.


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:21 pm:
Oh, that is definite blackmail material!!!

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/14/2006 5:20 pm

Im with MWW lets do research study!

Wanted to thank you for your encouragement on my blog. Probably shouldnt have posted so fast but I run to you all. I appreciate you more than I can begin to tell ya. Thanks Doc! Kisses, Jacqueline


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:22 pm:
I'm always UP for more study partners!

You are more than welcome. My only regret is that encouragement from afar is all I can offer.

BTW - you share my sister's name - spelling and all!

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
6/15/2006 3:05 am

I'm a coffee lover. Glad to hear the good news!

As far as the claims on what sex does to ya, I'm not too sure bout that. It never relieved my headaches, never helped me to sleep better. I guess they never mentioned the dosage. So maybe it's sex 3 times a day cures headaches. 5 times a day cures heart disease. 2 times an hour cures depression. 8 times a day cures the horny urge. 10 times a day cures the urge to masturbate ...?


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:24 pm:
Unfortunately; I can't speak to any of the sex research. All I know is - NOT having sex is NO cure for masturbation!!!

mycin62 54F

6/15/2006 10:58 am

No wonder I have this stupid liver mass!!! I don't drink coffee, AT ALL!!!

Now, as to the other thing, I can attest to that. More sex, less masturbation!!! Fuck on!!!


docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 5:24 pm:
You must be the only night-shifter in the world that doesn't drink coffee!!

MaggiesWishes 60F

6/15/2006 6:16 pm

OK, I volunteer.


docdirk replies on 6/17/2006 11:19 pm:
I was hoping you'd say that!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/15/2006 7:41 pm

docdirk replies on 6/15/2006 7:16 pm:
I'm not sure I buy into that. I drink plenty of coffee... and I ain't "getting lucky!!

That's cause you're drinking coffee in the wrong time zone!


docdirk replies on 6/17/2006 11:19 pm:
Apparently so!

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/17/2006 5:36 pm

About the masturbation thing. It's true. Let's see... on the average, my boyfriend and I have sex at least twice a day. The operative words being "at least" I have not masturbated since he and I first made love. My toys are beginning to gain a film of dust, from lack of use.

DustStormDiva


docdirk replies on 6/17/2006 11:20 pm:
Your toys are gathering dust, and I'm gathering blisters. Something's wrong there!!!

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