Explain This To Me  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
5/6/2006 11:47 pm

Last Read:
5/17/2006 7:26 pm

Explain This To Me

I'm a big boxing fan. Tonight, there was a pay-per-view fight between Oscar de la Hoya and Ricardo Mayorga. I could have stayed home and purchased the bout for $49.99. But I said; "Hell No!" Those stinkin' cable bastards ain't getting another dime outta me!!!

So, off I went. Mohegan Sun Casino. They always show the pay-per-views. Except tonight. Satellite feed was messed up. They couldn't get the fight. I guess $100 million a month in slot revenues alone don't buy what it used to.

So, on the road I go. Eight miles northeast to Foxwoods. Luckily, their satellite is working fine. I see the fight. Oscar is precision sharp, surgical, destroys Mayorga. Wins every round until the fight is called. Complete destruction. There is much rejoicing.

I save the $49.99... except...

Between the two casinos and the beer, and the food and the beer and the mother's day gift I bought and the beer and the fine high quality cigar I bought on impulse, and a little more beer... I spend over $100. In two casinos. Without touching a card, a slot or a pair of dice. Over $100 to save $49.99.

W T F?!?!?!?

Please, someone, explain how I won?


Mother Love Bone guided me home:

You ever heard the story of Mr. Faded Glory?
Say he who rides a pony must someday fall
Talkin' to my alter, life is what you make it
And if you make it death well rest your soul away
Away, away, yeah child



Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


rm_truedom2 56M
663 posts
5/7/2006 12:43 am

I need a favor
Click on this link sexydisaster30 and go to sexyD's blog and leave this comment (True sent me)
Enjoy the site while your there, a party is going on so be sure to RSVP.
Thanks


MWWwantsmore 51F

5/7/2006 5:31 am

You were in the company of other people instead of home all alone!


docdirk replies on 5/7/2006 7:12 pm:
Well, there is that. But, I'm never really "home alone." I always have thoughts of you to keep me company!

NSAAddict 42F

5/7/2006 5:45 am

You didn't you lost... the bet... thanks for admitting your defeat on your own blog


docdirk replies on 5/7/2006 7:14 pm:
Testing, 1 2 3... is this thing on? It's so sad. You're far too young for this level of senility!

kyplowboy22 61M

5/7/2006 6:14 am

**Looks at JJ and shakes head** "One of these days I'm gonna have to have a long talk with that boy." lol


docdirk replies on 5/7/2006 7:15 pm:
Please, KPB, I'm so in need of guidance!!! LOL!!!

mycin62 54F

5/7/2006 7:05 am

See what happens when you're cheap and try to save a buck!!


docdirk replies on 5/7/2006 7:16 pm:
Give me some time, I'll find a way to make me sound smart through all of this!

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
5/7/2006 3:03 pm

At least you didn't spend 2 hours watching a stupid Tom Cruise movie.


docdirk replies on 5/7/2006 7:16 pm:
Well, there is always that!!!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/7/2006 6:02 pm

Not staying at home and shelling out 49.99 for pay-per-view....$0.00

Going to the casino's...having beer...food...having beer...watching the fight...having beer...splurging on a fine quality cigar....having beer....$100.00

Buying your mother a Mother's Day gift (beer or the cigar?)......Priceless..!


The question is, doc....did you have a good time..?


docdirk replies on 5/7/2006 7:19 pm:
Yes, it was a good time. Hard Rock sells a mean beef quesadilla with mango/pineapple salsa. And, as an Oscar fan, it was all good.

BTW, mom would insist on BOTH the beer and cigar!!! LOL!!

SexyRycheBabe 45F
820 posts
5/7/2006 9:41 pm

See what happens when you decide to get a social life?! You end up broke!!


docdirk replies on 5/8/2006 7:25 pm:
Yeah, that must be why I decided to stay housebound for all those years!

SilkenKiera 38F  

5/9/2006 12:53 pm

lol! You crazy wild guy! Join the club trying to unravel lifes great mysteries!

Kiera


docdirk replies on 5/9/2006 4:23 pm:
Kiera... You made my day!!! SO good to see you back in these parts! As you can see, I'm no closer to getting a clue than I was before!


RoyalPurpleRose 52F

5/17/2006 6:32 am

Ummmmm ... what about sharing in the comraderie of all the other boxing fans at the casino, instead of sitting home alone with a bag of chips and a six pack. The casino sounds more fun to me.

~Kisses, RPR


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