Casting Couch  

docdirk 47M
5418 posts
3/17/2006 9:55 pm

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Casting Couch

So, they've broken down, purchased your memoirs and are about to make the movie of your life. They've allowed you to cast the main characters - yourself and the most important "significant other" your life has ever encountered. Who are your choices.

Be real. I could say Brad Pitt would play me and Monica Bellucci (love her) would be my leading lady. Neither would be remotely true. Consider what actors most resemble YOU in the roles they have played and the characteristics they bring to the screen.

My choices:

Me - Jeremy Piven ("Entourage" "PCU" )
Her - Rachel Griffiths ("Six Feet Under" )

Your turn.



Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


jadedbabe78 106F

3/18/2006 1:10 am

Reality

Me- Jennifer Aniston
Him - Jason Lee

Fantasy

Me-Angelina Jolie
Him- Colin Farrell

LOL


NSAAddict 42F

3/18/2006 8:24 am

Reality
Me- Cameron Diaz
Him- John Cusack

Fantasy
Me- Angelina Jolie
Him- Matthew McConaughey (drool)


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/18/2006 5:24 pm

REALITY:
Me: Marisa Tomei
Him: Jim Carrey

FANTASY:
Me: Angelina Jolie
Him: Sebastian Bach


docdirk replies on 3/18/2006 6:26 pm:
Oh, such a great call with Marisa Tomei!!! I didn't even think of her, but she would be a much better choice than Rachel Griffiths for me. I think she is extremely attractive - a dark-haired beauty with a soft side AND attitude! Great actress. Great call.

BTW, if you keep this up, people are going to get the impression that you have a thing for Sabs!!!

docdirk 47M

3/18/2006 8:26 pm

jadedbabe78 - Aniston & Lee? Interesting and attractive couple. Hmmm, what type of movie would we get out of that pairing? COuld be very interesting! Thanks for stopping by!

NSA - I'm a hetero guy comfortable in my hetero-ness, so I feel comfy in saying this - Matthew McConaughey is hot! LOL!!!

(Still like the idea of you drooling!)

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


mangomamiCT 42F

3/18/2006 9:23 pm

Reality

me - angelina jolie
him - that kid from office space

Fantasy

me - angelina jolie (who's gonna complain but I tend to be a dark ass kcikin bitch)
him- brad pitt (never went out with a blond before though )


mangomamiCT 42F

3/18/2006 9:23 pm

Reality

me - angelina jolie
him - that kid from office space

Fantasy

me - angelina jolie (who's gonna complain but I tend to be a dark ass kickin bitch)
him- brad pitt (never went out with a blond before though )


mangomamiCT 42F

3/18/2006 9:24 pm

sorry posted it twice gotta ease up on the trigger finger


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/18/2006 11:22 pm

To be me I choose Demi Moore, we're in the same age range and have the same hair and eyes, unfortunately that's where the similarities end.
hmmmmmm how about Hugh Jackman as my leading man? As long as he's leading he can take me anywhere.

I'm still trying to figure out why they're making a movie about me???


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/18/2006 11:29 pm

Well shit, it helps to read, Doc said be real.... well no, I might could still work with this. Demi Moore used to be ON a soap opera, sometimes my life IS a soap opera. Does that count, Doc?


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 2:12 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    REALITY:
    Me: Marisa Tomei
    Him: Jim Carrey

    FANTASY:
    Me: Angelina Jolie
    Him: Sebastian Bach
oh, i can't resist this one

reality
tom hanks (castaway...when he was on the island with the long hair)
eva longoria

fantacy
vigo mortensen (aragorn in LotR)
charlise theron (aeon flux)

btw.. jim carrey?? strange choice

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


sweetemotion661 55F

3/19/2006 4:40 am

LOL...first I have to give metalmama a pat on the back for PEGGING Sorc for who he really is! Jim Carey...pretty darn accurate Mama...sorry Sorce, it is true! You're kinda goofy inspite of who you'd like to be.....

Ok...now my turn...My guy is easy as he looks so much like him there is no other choice

Reality

Him: Tom Selleck
Me: (gawd...I have no freaking idea....who is loud, gregarious sweet and sincere?) no I'm not gay...but the personality is right...Ellen Degeneris

Fantasy

Him: Tom Selleck (wouldn't change him a bit!)
Me: Monica Bellucci


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/19/2006 5:23 am

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    oh, i can't resist this one

    reality
    tom hanks (castaway...when he was on the island with the long hair)
    eva longoria

    fantacy
    vigo mortensen (aragorn in LotR)
    charlise theron (aeon flux)

    btw.. jim carrey?? strange choice
Jim Carrey because of how incredibly funny you are, not his looks of coarse! You are way hotter than him, see the fantasy section of the post

Doc...You really think people will be led to believe that I'm obsessed with Sebastian??!! =~P


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/19/2006 7:15 am

Reality:
Me : Drew Barrymore
Him: Jake Gyllenhaal

Fantasy:
Me: Kelly Carlson
Him: Julian McMahon
(Kimber & Christian from Nip Tuck)


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/19/2006 10:39 am

Reality:
Me: Mark Ruffalo
Her: Patricia Heaton

Fantasy
Me: Christian Slater
Her: Nicole Kidmann

I thought I did this last night, it might show up again.


docdirk 47M

3/19/2006 3:31 pm

You guys have really come up with some cool stuff! I think we have the making of several very good movies here.

Mango - Cum... I mean post... as many times as you'd like. Or should I call you Angelina?

absolutelynormal - (Mac) Sure, Demi's soap background works for me. I was always partial to the old 80's "Brat Pack" gang. Demi's been a hottie for a long time!

Candy - Zeta Jones is absolutely gorgeous!!! Her and Harrison would make an interesting duo, in a Hollywood-Older-Guy-Still-Gets-Hot-Young-Babe kinda way. Hmmm, Catherine Z already has that at home!!! D:

Soceror- Eva Longoria - Nice!!!

sweetemotion661 - Love that you chose Tom Selleck. Magnum PI was GOD to me growing up. Hawaii, Ferrari, Robin's Nest, Private Investigator, Military background, Good buddies (one runs a bar, the other flies choppers)and all the babes one dude could ever handle! Magnum was the ultimate male!

Metalmama - OK, enough of this "Monkey Business!!"

CC - How'd I know you'd find a way to get Christian Troy in here?? LOL!!!

Kaliedascope61 - Mark Ruffalo? Very interesting call. (Not bad on Patricia Heaton either!) Thanks for playing.

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


SexJuggernaut71 45M
34 posts
3/19/2006 5:18 pm

k, doc, can't stay away from this:

Reality:
Me: Sean Connery
Her: Winona Ryder

Fantasy:
Not sure, i don't live in a fantasy world.


docdirk replies on 3/20/2006 7:48 pm:
Ya can't go wrong with Mr. Connery!! (Good choice!)

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/20/2006 8:06 am

Reality

Me - Belinda Carlisle (Yes I know she's a singer, but I'm sure she's done an infomercial or two!)

Him - Owen Wilson

Fantasy

Me - Jodi Foster (I already have the voice.)
Him - Charlie Chaplin

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


docdirk replies on 3/20/2006 7:47 pm:
I'm sure Belinda has the acting chops! She always looked good in her videos! Charlie Chaplin? Hmmm...

docdirk replies on 3/20/2006 7:47 pm:
I'm sure BElinda has the acting chops! She always looked good in her videos! Charlie Chaplin? Hmmm...

sweetemotion661 55F

3/20/2006 8:37 pm

doc....thanks for the "personal" touch on your input on Selleck. My guy has the military background the mustache the broad smile and OH THOSE DIMPLES... my guy lived in Hawaii too, had a helicopter but no ferrari! (can't have it all I guess)!!!!!!! I did choose Ellen Degeneris for me not because of how she looks (I look nothing like her) but rather due to my wacked out and cheery attitude! Also, if Safira has Jodie Fosters voice, can I borrow it?? Just for an evening or two, I promise.

ps....this is a fun blog, thanks for putting it up!


SilkenKiera 38F  

3/21/2006 7:17 am

OK you are def. right about Jeremy Pivin playing you. As far as me, and my characters I have to think about this one some more! I have NO idea!

Kiera


rm_cant_be_true 38M

3/21/2006 4:41 pm

Fantasy
Me: Steve Buscemi (this is the best my imagination could do for myself)
Her: Allison Hannigan (American Pie, smart, nerdy and kinky)

Reality
Me: Nicolas Cage (Leaving Las Vegas)
Her: Mother Teresa (anyone who puts up with me has to be a saint)


docdirk 47M

3/21/2006 5:30 pm

sweetemotion661 - You're very welcome for the "personal thouch!" I'm a child of the 80's and loved that show. Thanks for the memories.

Kiera - Piven is a nut!! He steals everything he's in. Should have won an emmy for supporting actor in Entourage. But hey, you ain't getting away that easy. Who gets to be Kiera???

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


Juliet610 51F

3/22/2006 8:32 pm

Reality
Him: Peter Krause (from Sports Night)
Me: Sandra Bullock

Fantasy
Him: Benjamin Bratt (hubba-hubba)
Me: Katie Holmes (even though she's too young)


docdirk replies on 3/22/2006 8:52 pm:
I am a HUGE Six Feet Under fan! Peter Krause is one of my favorite actors. I also loved Sportsnight. He is such an underrated talent. Great choice!

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