dirtyangelwings 46M
2 posts
9/24/2005 7:04 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


You go into the store and there it is waaaaaaay in the back.

Sure, you have to go all the other dairy products first -- cheese, butter, yogurt, cream cheese, cottage cheese, but then you spot it....glorious, unadulerated MILK.

In gallons. Quarts. Pints. Single-servings. Skim. 1%. 2%. Whole. Soy. Simply Smart (or Smahrt for the Bostonians!). Half and half. Non-fat. Buttermilk. Chocolate. Orange. Strawberry. Aaaaah, the possibilities.

So you pick out your favorite size and flavor, making sure to note the freshness date on the container. After all, we all know the oldest stuff is in the front. Unless you want old stuff, pick from the back.

After making our selection, go to the cashier or self-pay aisle. Cash. Debit. Visa, whatever. Pay-ola.

And then home to enjoy. In a glass straight up. In a souffle. In a cup of coffee.

God, I wish sex were like milk. So many choices. So accessible. So cheap. And so easy to get.

And you could wear the milk moustache with pride.

HughJarse2000 47M

9/24/2005 5:18 pm

ha ha

but sex is like milk !

You keep it to one room of the house.

Never in there when you most want it.

For months and months you are happy to buy the same carton. then suddenly for no reason - you need a change.

Usually served cold. Much better warm. Great hot !!

And check the date for sure. You try drinking it at the wrong time of the month it's gonna taste awful sour !!

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