Queen of the most embarrassing moments!  

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12/28/2005 2:46 am

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3/29/2006 3:39 am

Queen of the most embarrassing moments!

I am sure the Gods sat down and decide to make me the Queen of embarrassing moments! Everyone has a embarrassing moment at some time but I seem to have a lot more than the average person!

I latest one happened last week. I was at home alone! Had nothing to do and decided to entertain myself. I found a nice stash of porn Dvd’s in my hubby’s cupboard. What a treat. I took my friend “Rodger the vibrator” and popped a Dvd into the Dvd player.

Unfortunately the Dvd was boring and poor old Rodger just lay there doing nothing. The next moment a car stopped. It was my daughter, 2-year-old granddaughter, her 7-year-old cousin and his mom and dad. I jumped up, grabbed the Dvd out and ran to put it away.

The front door was not locked and I ran to it to greet them. The two kids ran straight for the lounge with the dad in tow. I greeted my daughter and her cousin and walked to the lounge to see what the kids were up to. As I walked in, the first thing I saw was Rodger lying on the couch. John (the dad) stood in the lounge and looked at me with a smirk on his face.

I grabbed Rodger and threw him behind the couch, sitting down quickly. I felt so embarrassed!!!

Now the bad news! Poor Rodger did not have a good fall, when I picked him up later he was broken. No more fun days for us!

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