A Daughter and her Dildo(joke)  

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2/16/2006 5:47 am

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1/8/2012 8:43 am

A Daughter and her Dildo(joke)


A mother comes home and hears moaning and groaning coming from upstairs. She rushes up to find her daughter in bed alone. The mother asks,"Honey,what in the world are u doing?"

The daughter whips out a giant dildo from beneath the sheets and replies,"You know I'm the ugliest girl in town,I'll never get a man,this is my new husband!" The mother shakes her head and leaves.

The following day, the father comes home and hears moaning and groaning from upstairs. He goes up to find his daughter in bed alone and says,"Sweetie,what are u doing?"

The daughter whips out the giant dildo from beneath the sheets and replies,"You know that I'll never get a man,this is my new husband!"
The father turns and leaves.

The next day, the mother comes home and hears moaning and groaning coming from the garage. She
opens the door and is horrified to see her husband bent over chugging a beer in one hand and ramming the giant dildo up his ass with the other. She yells,"What the hell do you think you are doing?"

The husband replies,"What,can't a guy have a drink with his new son-in law?"

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