Who is Jack Schitt?  

diamondangel5 48F
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5/2/2005 3:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Who is Jack Schitt?


Just thought I'd share this one..........
For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced seven children: Holie
Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat
Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
Chicken Schitt.

Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produce a daughter,
and Eat Schitt named her after his mother - Noe
Phucking Schitt

Two of the other seven children, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new
Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt",
you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Priapeo 46M

5/3/2005 9:09 am

Davvero una genealogia di me-da!!

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


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