Your Hair is almost as pretty as my horse  

dfw_femme_fatale 46F
412 posts
7/5/2005 8:23 am

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Your Hair is almost as pretty as my horse

Warning: Today’s post requires audience participation!

I saw this cartoon today and it got me to thinking about pick-up lines.

I love it when a guy approaches me and throws down his best line. The ones which are most successful with me make me laugh, not groan. So that leaves out anything involving Tennessee, space pants, or the alphabet. Please, leave the cheese at the door!

In the I_heart “Pick-Up Line Hall of Fame” there are two pick up lines:

“Just how young are you?” Delivered by a man 16 years older than me.

“Your hair is almost as pretty as my horse’s tail!” I smiled so big at this one that the guy forgot what he was going to say next.

Both of these lines were successful!

I’ll tell you a secret; I even have one I use on men. If I’m out somewhere and playing looky-loo with a guy but he won’t approach me (some guys are shy) I’ll walk over to him, smile, and say, “You look like a challenge.” A warning girls, use this line sparingly, cause it works almost without fail!

Girls tell me some of the best pick up lines you’ve heard.

Guys give me your best shot. Pretend we’re out somewhere and you want to talk to me. So, you walk up to me, I smile, and you say ….

ProtonicMan 48M

7/5/2005 2:33 pm

"Hi. I don't often see an intelligent smile in a place like this, so I figured I better find out if your brains really do match."

rm_incognet 36M

7/5/2005 5:17 pm

1) "If you don't sleep with me, then the terrorists (and/or Republicans) have already won" ((definite cheese, but funny!))

2) "Don't be a victim of identity theft...give ME your name & number for safe keeping" ((also cheese))

3) "Hey, you're not my cousin!" ((rural Arkansas-specific))

AltumHunksUnite 53M

7/5/2005 6:42 pm

My favorite at the country bar is "Come two-step with me" as I hold out my hand for them to take, which they sometimes do. The women there seem to like it when I ask without really asking.

Let me drive. I like the view

sexfriend1963 53M

7/6/2005 7:44 am

I rarely use lines, but did on my ex (evidently successful).

Was swimming at the lake and I swam over to her and said,

'It's a nice day to get burned'

Boy, did I ever get burned. lmao

IPman 61M
313 posts
7/6/2005 9:07 am

I don't think I am a "line guy"

Just smile and listen.... LOL

Hmmm what is IHC2 thinking?

rm_major259 50M
101 posts
7/6/2005 1:42 pm

"forgive me if I move too fast, but my heart dictates the pace."

keithcancook 60M
17828 posts
7/6/2005 10:00 pm

Hey! Your face appears as the finest stained glass I have ever seen. Will you dance with me?

raptor880 39M

7/7/2005 10:51 pm

This one works in northern uk


Try it down south and you get slapped.Cant for the life of me work out why.

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
7/8/2005 9:06 am

I walk up and say... I don't know any pick-up lines so why don't you just tell me why you want me to go home with you.

rm_JustToWicked 44M
2 posts
7/9/2005 4:00 pm

Have you ever had your belly button licked.......from the inside...

danteszippo 52M
3896 posts
7/18/2005 11:25 pm

Here's a few classics I'd try on you:

"Hey, Drop your pants and show me the menu."

"I'd like to get something straight between me and you."

"can I meet you in the bathroom for some cheap sex?"

"Let's go home and fuck."

"If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?"

" I love your outfit, but it'd look better on my bedroom floor."

just kidding, these have actually been overheard by me in bars, and some have been said to me. I naturally was repulsed enough to go home with the women.

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