Will He Ever Learn?  

dfw_femme_fatale 46F
412 posts
12/14/2005 5:18 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Will He Ever Learn?

At one of the parties I attended over the weekend, I ran into my ex-husband and his girlfriend. I still find him so attractive, but that is not the point.

We are standing there talking, and she compliments me on one of my cocktail rings. I just smile and say “Thank You.”

My ex-husband says “I bought that for her.” Most of you men know what came next.

Sure enough Butcherine says “Why don’t you buy me jewelry?”

He says “Cause I married her!”

Oh hell! I excused myself, cause I knew it was on like Donkey Kong!

What do ya’ll think happened next?

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/14/2005 5:27 pm

LOL! Sounds like you got rid of a dumbass

Girlfriend probably stomped out with your ex trailing her saying "What did I do?"

69shavedclean 47M/57F
1 post
12/14/2005 6:01 pm

OH BOY! Whatever it was i'm sure it wasn't pretty! She should have dropped the subject with raincheck to talk later. Public just isn't the place for a debate, even if she was crushed inside.

TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
12/14/2005 10:23 pm

What happened next?

Either a strong cold front moved in or Hurricane Butcherine struck!!!

And it is things like that that should remind you that divorcing him wasn't a bad thing

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/15/2005 4:53 am

It sounds like him wanting a divorce was a blessing in disguise.

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
12/15/2005 9:16 am

Let's review...
1)Divorced YOU
2)Dumbass comment

OK, I've seen enough already!

He is an official "CERTIFIED DUMBASS"

AltumHunksUnite 53M

12/15/2005 11:49 am

Hmmm... I'm not sure exactly what happened next, but I know exactly what didn't happen later.


Let me drive. I like the view

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